Farm Swagger

When someone appears to be walking confidently, but they're actually trying to knock the cowshit off their boots inconspicuously.

"Chuck walked in here this morning I thought he was in a good mood but he just had farm swagger. Now I've got to mop the floors"

by Potter/Tioga memes September 16, 2018

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Optimus Swagger

Biggest my yute in the world, Smokes Bogies and trash at 2k. Also likes to eat pigs.

Nigga 1: Yo dawg u see that piece of beef

Nigga 2: Nahh nigga thats Optimus

Optimus Swagger

by Nigero 46 June 1, 2018

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savage swagger

Fucking amazing kid that nobody can fucking beat. He/she likes to make lit gaming videos that are fucking fire. This person is also a damn whore that all thr bitched want.

Savage swagger might be getting stitches but he's getting bitches.

by Ohhhhhhhh shittttttttrt January 7, 2018

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swagger william

Considered a god amongst people with the strength greater than the hulk

Swagger william is not a name to use in vein.

by Ajewnamedmatthew February 19, 2018

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The undeniably suave and sexy demeanor exhibited by a select few homeless and transient people in the world. Known to stir a sense of secret admiration and passion in the hearts of middle and upper class women everywhere.

To the homeless dude I caught sleeping on my back porch...
"I was going out to do yoga by my Koi pond , when I tripped over you and kicked you in the head. You screamed a line of expletives at me as you ran over to the wooden fence and tried to scale it. Judging by the empty bottles of wine by my door stoop, I guess you were still a little tipsy. Still, I couldn't help thinking how you has some serious Hobo Swagger goin on, with your multiple dirty coats, and the way you tripped over the kiddy pool and fell in. My husband is out of town, so maybe next time you can come inside and do some chores for me (wink ,wink)."

by Ximenez4339 February 26, 2018

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