suck my cock eyes

a face, such as puppy dog eyes, but instead of this face, there is a smirk, and then half closed eyes,....you know what he wants.
A guy is either standing in front you or straddling you, with his dick to your lips, and he has his "suck my cock eyes" going, you're gonna do it.
by Thiswasafunnyazzconversation October 26, 2008
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suck my dick backwards

when the guy puts his dick between his legs and someone sucks it from behind with his ass in their face.
Shut the fuck up bitch, suck my dick backwards!
by Visage de Etoile February 14, 2018
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Suck my dick uleh

Nerd kid: Teheh, your gay.
Tank ethnic guy: FUCK UP LITTLE CUNT OR ILL DEFENESTRATE YOU.
Nerd kid: Heeh, im sorry, ill do your homework.
Tank ethnic guy: Or how bout you suck my dick uleh?
by Awesomenesskhuz October 18, 2009
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the 900 to suck my cock

a new trick tony hawk does in his latest gayporno skate video.
"I dont want to watch any more god-damn skate videos! I wouldn't watch it even if he did a 900 to suck my cock!"
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 16, 2003
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sucking my own dick

When one promotes themselves repeatedly in conversation and argument. Almost synonymous with bragging, but sucking your own dick is a more humble way to admit it.
J: We should do the bowl skit for the show.
S: No, that's not a good idea. I know I'm sucking my own dick here but my ideas have been consistently better and I think we should do my idea instead of yours.
by chubop October 04, 2016
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Suck my Penis Tonight

When you are feeling really horny, and you want your dick sucked, but... you want it sucked TONIGHT
You as a creamer - Please sugar daddy suck my penis
Sugar Daddy - Sorry i dont speak english. Yes i can suck your penis
You being a master Creamer - NO SUCK IT TONIGHT. PLEASE SUCK MY PENIS TONIGHT?
Sugar Daddy - *Gets ready for some action* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH YES I WILL SUCK YOUR PENIS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
You as a Masturbating Creaming master - *Unleashes ultimate power*
Sugar Dad - *Sucks hard*
You as the ULTIMATE Creamer - Oh yea Daddy. Suck my penis tonight tomorrow night and Cream. Oh yea push it Harder. Harder. Oh yea daddy that's the spot. *Cum leaks onto the floor* .
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suck my chicken and biscuits

You can suck my chicken and biscuits
by Unnecessary people February 03, 2018
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