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suck my cock eyes

a face, such as puppy dog eyes, but instead of this face, there is a smirk, and then half closed eyes,....you know what he wants.
A guy is either standing in front you or straddling you, with his dick to your lips, and he has his "suck my cock eyes" going, you're gonna do it.
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suck my dick backwards

when the guy puts his dick between his legs and someone sucks it from behind with his ass in their face.
by Visage de Etoile February 14, 2018
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Suck my dick uleh

Nerd kid: Teheh, your gay.
Tank ethnic guy: FUCK UP LITTLE CUNT OR ILL DEFENESTRATE YOU.
Nerd kid: Heeh, im sorry, ill do your homework.
Tank ethnic guy: Or how bout you suck my dick uleh?
by Awesomenesskhuz October 18, 2009
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the 900 to suck my cock

a new trick tony hawk does in his latest gayporno skate video.
"I dont want to watch any more god-damn skate videos! I wouldn't watch it even if he did a 900 to suck my cock!"
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 15, 2003
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sucking my own dick

When one promotes themselves repeatedly in conversation and argument. Almost synonymous with bragging, but sucking your own dick is a more humble way to admit it.
J: We should do the bowl skit for the show.
S: No, that's not a good idea. I know I'm sucking my own dick here but my ideas have been consistently better and I think we should do my idea instead of yours.
by chubop October 3, 2016
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Suck my bitch, dick!

It's the women's version of suck my dick, bitch!
You - wow, you look like a hot mess today! Whose bed did you crawl outta?

Me -Suck my bitch, dick!
by Misty Partly Cloudy June 14, 2022
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Suck my tootsie roll

A better way of saying suck my dick Can be used aggressively or sexually.
Her: I’m on my period

You: Just suck my tootsie roll before you go

Or

Him: You ugly af
You: suck my tootsie roll
by Suckmytootsieroll April 27, 2020
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