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mexican subway

The act of anal intercourse after consuming a spicy Mexican dish. The act is considered a "true" or "proper mexican subway" if the recipient of the anal penetration has a loose stool due to the effect of said mexican food.
"Ordinarily I'd love to slip you the Liberace... but we just ate some cheap Mexican food and frankly I don't want my cock marinating in the slurry of beans and enchilada sauce you undoubtedly have boiling away in your lower intestine - I'll take a pass on the mexican subway.

or, "If Father McDaugherty thinks he's gonna give me the caboose comunion as penance for not swallowing on Lent... I'm making a run for the border so I can cook his crank with a lethal mexican subway."
by devilreyes December 9, 2008
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Mexican Subway

The act of anal intercourse after consuming a spicy Mexican dish. The act is considered a "true" or "proper mexican subway" if the recipient of the anal penetration has a loose stool due to the effect of said mexican food.
"Ordinarily I'd love to slip you the Liberace... but we just ate some cheap Mexican food and frankly I don't want my cock marinating in the slurry of beans and enchilada sauce you undoubtedly have boiling away in your lower intestine - I'll take a pass on the mexican subway.

or, "If Father McDaugherty thinks he's gonna give me the caboose comunion as penance for not swallowing on Lent... I'm making a run for the border so I can cook his crank with a lethal mexican subway."
by devilreyes February 22, 2007
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Subway

Term for lesbians referring to sexual acts they engage in.
Yeah, she's a subway cause she eats fresh!
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Sublantics

FOunded in nineteen two but a scholar named lutharus goldstein.The word means Sub which is "under" nd blantics which is "white" in spanish. so the meaning must be underwhite.
Look chief im not here to argue sublantics.
by Sir BLumkin June 29, 2010
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subway bitch

A sandwich artist who doesn't fit that job.

A low-life being who needs to work at Subway, just 'cause he/she can't find real work.
Mostly young NEET people who can't do anything else.
Guy 1: You heard Bob works at Subway.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's now a subway bitch.
by blumenkrebs April 29, 2009
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subwayonnaise

As lunchtime approaches to the impassive submarine sandwich enthusiast, he must gratify and alleviate himself from present hunger pains with his choice of meat, vegetable, and seasoning; all on 12 long inches of whole grain.

The enchantment of swallowing the first bite of deliciousness generates a most violent and perilous orgasm explosion, ultimately forcing the body to produce what's known as "subwayonnaise: a dense mixture of of seamen, mayonnaise, meatballs, bubble gum, and swiss cheese.
Chris- "Holy shit Jon, Mike just housed a subway combo and I think he's having a seizure.

Jon- "Nah, he's fine, just stand back because this office is about to be fucking covered in subwayonnaise."
by Subway Junky April 11, 2011
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SUBWAY SURF

Two men after anal sex will preform a subway surf. A subway surf is when one man will lay on his stomouch while the other will stand on his back with his foot inside of his anus.
Tony and Jim just got done doing a Subway Surf, so Tonys butt is sore.
by gaypornlover69 December 19, 2022
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