textured stranger

Masterbation technique where the user sits on his hand palms facing a slotted chair (metal grill chairs work best) until said hand falls asleep. Person then furiously masterbates with numb hand duplicating the sensation of getting a hand job from a person with textured gloves.

Last night I was in the garage so I gave myself a textured stranger.

by bigantsavage June 9, 2017

Oral Stranger

When you pack your mouth full of Orajel to cause your mouth to be numb before bending over and sucking your own dick. This way it feels like someone else is sucking your own dick due to your mouth having no feeling.

Larry what you doing with so many tubes of Orajel? Be quiet Jeremy, this is going to be great! Once my mouth gets numb I can suck my own dick for hours with an oral stranger

by I Am The Ferrett January 9, 2020

Stranger food

When you eat a strangers food from the common break area from work or school

I'm gonna pass on dinner I had stranger food

by sidmon69 September 2, 2018

Stranger Shame

When you feel shame for buying something stupid, disgusting or embarrassing in front of the general public

She felt stranger shame as she bought two 2lb bags of Swedish Fish at the Walgreens.

by evilmissyann July 17, 2017

Shirtless Stranger

Used by the media when a black person commits a crime

A shirtless stranger shoved and kicked an elderly woman in an unprovoked, broad-daylight attack

by NateHiggersTND June 21, 2023

Organizational Stranger

When half of a department, team, organization, etc. has only a vague clue what is going on in the other half of the department. This is especially relevant to group projects.

Looks like we've just experienced an organizational stranger.

by SMHE December 7, 2010

Homicidal Stranger

The act of, while alone on a dark and stormy night, sitting on both hands until they go numb. After numbness has reached its peak, remove hands from underneath the buttox, and place one on your erect penis, performing masturbation while the other is placed on your throat, attempting to block your air passage. This simulates a stranger attemptig to pleasure and harm you at the same time, sending many mixed signals.

Johnny attempted the homicidal stranger last night and went a little too far.

by Pootytang25 July 12, 2018