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Baltimore Stock Exchange

When two people of any gender exchange flatulence by lining up their asses so that their assholes align. They then fart at the same time, exchanging gases.
Dave and I are great proponents of the Baltimore Stock Exchange
by jubal early July 29, 2011
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Fish net stockings

Stockings made out of fish net that wokes a woman look really hot and sexy. Makes you horney.
Kathy makes me horney in those fish net stockings.
by Deep blue 2012 November 12, 2009
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cock stock

Like stock art, a picture of a penis, vagina, breast, anus, etc. found online that is used by someone else as their own, usually in the context of a personal ad or cybersex.
Susie was really looking forward to meeting Bobby in person. But when they got back to his place and got their clothes off it was obvious that he had used cock stock. His penis was definitely not that big.
by Sandra C. October 10, 2008
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Christmas Stocking

When a Pink Sock becomes infected and inflamed taking on green and red hues often resembling a traditional christmas stocking.
Man my Christmas Stocking is dripping something fierce!
by RightArmTOOL October 16, 2008
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hillbilly stocking stuffer

the act of cramming ones penis into a small animal such as a squirrel or ferret and then stuffing it into a womens vagina. this is prefferably done wile the animal is still alive and the women is asleep.
dude i gave this chick a hillbilly stocking stuffer at this party last night, i think it gave her rabies!
by kinitsu hayabusa November 24, 2010
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The TF2 Stock Shotgun

The tf2 shotgun is a weapon that fires 10 pellets per shot, 3 - 9 damage per pellet, 3 if it's long range, 6 at medium range, 9 at point blank, with 6 shots, and 32 saved to the ammo pool, and reloads one at a time. A shortened name for it is just the shotgun.
Ya know, the TF2 Stock Shotgun is pretty good.
by shotgun man February 1, 2021
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Factory stock female

A female that has not undergone any form of artificial enhancement, surgery ; Had any sort of love life , and is An all around pure female .
Are there anymore factory stock females out there ?
Bro I know you guys are hiding all the factory stock females
by NotYourAverageKam February 19, 2022
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