Steaming Richard

a sleep-over prank. while your friend is sleeping, you poop into a sock, microwave it for about 8 seconds, then slap your friend in the face with it

"Don't even think about giving me a steaming richard while i'm sleeping"

by Tommy F. September 21, 2005

Steamboated

Being unbelieveably drunk

OMG I jus drank that whole bottle of wine myself - I've never been this steamboated!!!! CHOOOOO CHOOOOOO!!!!!

by N =) January 22, 2009

steamed hams

(1) Skinners excuse to eat fast food
(2) hamburgers in Albany, New York

D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. That's what I call hamburgers.

by why are you reading this June 2, 2018

Steamy Kitty

The rare reverse of a hot Richard. Usually takes place while lying on a couch together watching reality TV, preferrably shows with the words "real" or "top" in the title or anything on Bravo. The female is the outer spoon (which contributes to the rarity of this event) while the male is the inner spoon. The male relaxes and releases a hot sometimes smelly flatulence directly on the female's genital region.

Dude1: last night we were watching the Hills and it turned out that Spencer cheated on Heidi.. I was so surprised that I gave my girl a steamy kitty.
Dude2: did it smell?
Dude1: not as bad as when she gave me a hot Richard. That was awful!

by Roberta Jenkins April 20, 2009

Steamy Heap

When someone takes a big corn filled heap of shit, leaving the toilet clogged.

Larry took a big steamy heap all over my chest yesterday

by Matt Slocum September 12, 2005

Steamed Milk

1. The act of ejaculating into a man or woman's asshole and pouring out onto a third party's face. Not to be confused with the "self serve steamed milk" where you ejaculate into a man or woman's asshole and pour it back out onto your own face.

1. My dad wouldn't quit calling me, until my buddy and I decided to invite him over and surprise him with a Steamed Milk.

2. I was getting bored the other night so I had my girlfriend comer so I could give my self a self serve.

3. Mitchell went to the local Starbucks to purchase a steamed milk. It was to his chagrin that Fernando the employee gave him another kind of steamed milk.

by BigBootyLover6969 May 5, 2016

Quebec Steamer

When one defecates on another's face

Like a Cleveland Steamer, only further north.

I wanted to defecate on her chest but I sneezed and gave her a quebec steamer by mistake.

While playing Twister I accidentally gave Jaffa a quebec steamer.

by SixScotch March 25, 2012