man stain

a stain resulting from sporadic uncontrolled ejacultion in a cheap hotel room

Damn dude, that man stain I left at motel 6 is gonna leave me without my security deposit.

by frenchphish May 4, 2005

kaka stains

Tamil word for shit stains.

Hey this toilet has some bad kaka stains. Say what!

by awnesh February 24, 2005

Coffee Stain

When your titty fucking a girl, you look back and notice that you have left a racing stripe on her chest and nonchalantly wipe it away with the palm of your hand and continue.

Keep an eye on William, he is known to leave a nasty Coffee Stain.

by Kaka Butt December 11, 2007

Pimp Stain

The act of using your bottom bitches underwear to wipe your anus clean and then making her wear them on her midnight rounds.
Also can be used in rocky marriages or after one night stands.

I ran out of toilet paper so I gave you a pimp stain, put these on.

by JeffersonM43 November 19, 2010

J Stain

1) The stain left behind by jizz. Just a shortened term for Jizz Stain. Often found on shirts and other clothes of the sorts.

2) Can also be used when referring to any white substance i.e. paint, glue, etc that has dried and left a white stain.

*Colin walks up wearing a blue shirt with white stains*

1)
Cabe: Hahahaha. Nice J stain on your shirt, fag.
Colin: Ah shit, I didn't notice that! I had nowhere else to wipe...

2)
Cabe: Hahahaha. Nice J stain on your shirt, fag.
Colin: Shut the fuck up. Hahaha. That's just paint from art class.

by thecabeman March 23, 2011

Stained Glass

Put your bare ass on a window and fart onto the window until it turns brown or green.

“Dude you should stain glass that window”
“Bet” 5 min later, “Yooooo I stained glassed the fuck outa that window” “Damnnnn it be brown and corny.”

by SoupGG March 15, 2020

November Stains

Usually occuring during the colder months of the year, hence "november", this term describes the phenomena of having the urge to deficate, but being too unwilling to leave warmth of your bed. You then proceed to release your excrement into your bed.

"John, what the hell happened in your bed?"
"Oh, I had to shit this morning, but it was too damn cold. So I had some November Stains."

by this guy 9999 November 16, 2009