Straight Hook

Someone who has always been the same way ever since you met.

Doug, your a straight hook.

by ra3g March 30, 2009

straightosphere

The collection of all people, places, ideas and objects that are not considered gay, and that a man can safely relate to.

I don't listen to Coldplay! I live in the Straightosphere.

by Keshari June 11, 2009

straight raw power

butt penatration with a baseball bat

So this girl i know likes it up the butt with a bat its not healthy its called straight raw power

by omg itz ballout August 13, 2009

Straight Geezin

an action done by a young person who is wearing clothes that an elderly person might wear. i.e. Hawaiian shirts, socks and flip flops, straw hats, golf shirts, shorts above the knee, oddly coloured flower dresses or moo moos.

Bob: "Woah. You see that guy's shorts?"
Tom: "Yeah. Hes Straight Geezin."

by CaptainKirkToEnterprise March 16, 2010

Straight beaker

A person that wears a flat baseball cap. Who wears the cap often . The straight beak is referred to the part of the cap that hides your eyes of the sun, and that part, known as the beak, has to be as flat and straight as possible.

Oh , look at that straight beaker in that modified pontiac sunfire. or - Look at that straight beaker wearing his beak at night !!

by StigTheNig August 22, 2012

straighten up and fly right

Get your shit together--and keep it together.

If you don't straighten up and fly right, I'll have to call the police, and they'll do it for you!

by Quadrasaurus Rex March 3, 2016

Straight up Murder

The realest type of murder in the game; When you are straight up murdered you are way more murdered than regular murder victims, Rappers are commonly known to be straight up murdered.

"Man that bitch Ralphio got straight up murdered , heard he revenge pooped all over Filthy Pete's brand new Jordans"

by NotTimothyDalton September 1, 2016