Seaton Standard Time

This is a special time zone that is always running 30 to 45 minutes behind the local time zone.

Will said he would be here at 1:00, so probably more like 1:30. He's running on Seaton Standard Time.

by Wolfjott February 4, 2017

Twitter Standard Time

Twitter Standard Time is the modern equivalent of the CNN era "Do Something Syndrome," where the pressure to "Do Something" in politics, globally is virtually instantaneous.

J: My grad school mentor called it the "Do-Something Syndrome." And it's pretty powerful.

S: Yes, that is exactly what it is. And with media saturation, it's only worse. DOSOMETHING! NOW!!!!!!1!

J: "No, we live on the internet era equivalent, it's called Twitter Standard Time!"

by Smackhound March 27, 2011

standard american toilet

Its a standard american toilet. Thats all.

Guy: What toilet should i get.
A STANDARD AMERICAN TOILET!

by standard american toilet November 2, 2017

One Night Standards

The incredibly low standards a man has for women, when he's drunk, horny, and doesn't want a relationship.

Jeff fucked Victoria because he has low one night standards, which is why he never called her back.

by rogerthewhale May 19, 2014

Taylor Swift Standard

Complex that makes a man incapable of being interested in any woman, other than Taylor Swift.

Richard is friends with many girls; he is not interested in any of them. None are Taylor Swift. Richard is victim of the Taylor Swift Standard.

by Swift's Husband March 18, 2011

Standardized Exit Exam

A test that some states require high school students to pass before graduation. The test is uniform and usually measures knowledge in areas such as math, science, reading, and writing.

Donnie: Hey man, did you pass your standardized exit exams?
Ruhshawn: Nahhh those things be tough.

by Dunwanna Tokka Bowtit September 10, 2009

Latino Standard Time

1. Latino Standard Time (LST) refers to the amount of time between when someone of Latin American origin says that they will be somewhere, and when they actually are. Generally Latino standard time ranges between LT (Local Time) + 30min and LT + 2h. In rare instances, LST can be LT + up to 1 day.

Ed: Didn't Leslie say that she would be ready to leave 45 minutes ago?
Doug: Yeah, but she's on Latino Standard Time.

by Eduardo v October 2, 2006