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Squarting

When a woman is riding your face, squirts in your mouth, then squats down with her asshole on your mouthhole and farts to blow bubbles in the squirt you have in your mouth.
I walked into my roommate Alan's room at a party and saw his girlfriend squarting right in his mouth.
by W0lFm@NJ93 June 24, 2025
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Squirming Lizzard Position

When you make up a sexual position, and tell your friends about it and CONSTANTLY use it as a threat knowing it does not exist.
“I’m going to put you into the squirming lizzard position
by Kooge-is-nig March 10, 2026
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Squitting

When one squirts shit out of their ass while simultaneously cumming plentiful load.
“ I was squitting so hard last night I woke up covered in a lot of brown liquid “

“ Man that guy I was out with last can can really squit! “
by Fartteheedoyoy July 19, 2025
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Squirtini

The Squirtini is a type of drink. As some would've guessed, it's comes from a torid sexual encounter in which the female ejaculates, also known as squirt, the fluid is then caught in a receptacle and transfered in a martini glass.

Some fancy folks add olive juice to make a Dirty squirtini, some moght also enjoy the James bond special : adding dry vermout, shaken not stir, topping it with a lemon zest.
Ben : "Yo Dave, Melissa made me try something"
Jon : "Tell me more"
Ben : "She wanted me to make her squirt, catch it in a bowl, transfer it in a martini glass"
Jon : "Ohhhh it's your first Squirtini, how amazing was it?!! I once had a Dirty Squirtini with Andrea"
by Squirtsky August 26, 2025
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Sibling squiring

Getting your siblings to back you up in an online argument
Look at her, there's no way she would have said that. Her brother must have had her sibling squiring again.
by Nanamiraptor September 13, 2015
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Slirting

That girls such a slirt, look at her slirting with those guys.
by jess.is.inlove.with.ben December 9, 2008
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Squidging

to "squidge" is to fuck around or to waste time. A "squidger" is a time waster, and "squidging" can also be used as a word to describe "holding out" on someone's stash, beers etc..
Why dont you stop fucking around..... HECTOR, quit squidging and pass me the dutch. Like filling out this dictionary form is a squidge around.
by MackOne April 24, 2009
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