squishface

1. Name given to Captain Murphy's pet
2. Insulting name given to any jerk
3. A term of endurement given to friends

"Heeeeey, Squishface."
"Shut up, Squishface."
"Ahh, Squishface pooted again."

by Nathan Danger March 24, 2004

squishy

Somewhere between fluffy (slightly overweight) and fat (just damned overweight)

You know the kid - the squishy kid in class? No, he was just a bit plump for my liking - I only likes 'em fluffy.

by Amy the Bohemian Pirate July 11, 2003

Squishies

A term used for breasts, based on their soft and squishy character and their preferably larger size.

Lucy: "He's mine! Don't go showing him your squishies!

Jane: "It wasn't that I was showing them to him... they just showed themselves to him."

Lucy: "You tit goblin."

by Zax19 October 13, 2009

SQUISH UP

The act of doing one finger push ups in two different vaginas at once.

Also can vary as a Dirty squish-up. (The act of squish-ups in 2 Butts)

Dude I had your mom and your sister over and we did 3 different sets if Squish-ups! Needless to say it got a little messy after the first set.

We got down and did 1 dirty squish up!

by Steve0son0820 February 27, 2008

squishtastic

Something that is fantastically squishy, that you cannot bear to not touch, and not squeeze

Sevag is a squishtastic 2 and a half year old, he is so pretty

by nabeeg May 11, 2010

Squishy Mitten

The act of inserting one's penis into the rectum of a female while simultaneously inserting his testicles into her vagina.

That bitch was down to do some freak shit, so we tried out the squishy mitten.

by Butternut Busting June 11, 2014

squishy princess

A girl who is short and cute, normally one who is submissive and enjoys to be dominated by men much larger than her.

"I'm daddy's squishy princess."

by CyanideSix January 20, 2016