sported

When your favorite live TV show gets overrun by a game (of any sport) that's running long. Especially frustrating for non-sports fans trying to watch comedy.

Oh man! freakin hockey game sported Saturday Night Live again.

by relativ March 18, 2017

please grab a sprite

when ur girl is thirsty and tries making a move on u but y'all aren't feeling it

girlfriend: *sits within 3 feet of you and y'all only been dating for 5 years*
you: "bitch you thirsty please grab a sprite"

by atticsalt July 24, 2018

Dirty Sprite

Slang for lean, sizzurp, codein. purple drank and other street names as well.

2 oz Codeine

1 12 oz can/bottle of Sprite (bottle makes it easier to mix as far as shaking the contents)

1 or 2 grape Jolly Ranchers

I crush a Xanax bar in mine

Shake it up and pour over ice. Sip and lean.

**Intensified with loud and alcoholic beverages

It'll make you lean, look stuck, or fall asleep in public. Sip slowly!

Future - Dirty Sprite

I'm on that Pimp C. I'm on that DJ Screw. I'm on that Big Hawk I don't know what to do. Pour up a 3 or 4 my sprite so dirty fool...my bitch remind me all the time that drank 'gon kill you.

by MzPrincess August 7, 2011

scrote-mugging

The act of placing your sweaty ball-sack on the rim your evil, micro-managing bosses coffee mug. Must be done immediately prior to the above mentioned boss having a drink (IE. no credit if the mug gets washed). Also preferably leaving some trace of duck butter for visual verification.

manslave #1: Dude, the boss just stepped out and I'm going scrote-mugging.

manslave #2: No way? Didn't you just go jogging on your lunch break too? Oh wait, here he comes now!

Evil-boss (pouring coffee into his mug and slowly sipping): Hey guys, what are you working on? Mmmm, this coffee sure tastes salty today. Let's have a meeting to go over what you did this morning.

by Poppyhater December 27, 2005

spritecranbirdie

a dumbass that likes to victimize himself over every single thing. he hates his ex charlie alot and would send his whiteknights after them if he was able to without getting his internet cut off by his parents

"man, did you see what Spritecranbirdie did again on deviantart?"

"yeah. he made vent art of his ex again."

by birdie sucks ass dont @ me August 2, 2020

Scrote Bag

1. Slang word for the male scrotum.

2. Usually used when referring to a male individual who has poor hygiene, poorly educated, a bad attitude, low or no income or an illegal income. They have little if any contribution to the rest of man kind. See similar definitions of this under White Trash. The scrote bag usually believes they are always right no matter the subject or issue and its very hard to prove to them otherwise. The scrote bag usually has some sort of substance abuse problem and also has a hobby of beating and controlling women. They are usually looking for a handout and feel that everyone owes them something, and have a list of excuses why they are pieces of crap. They have issues with law enforcement and spend most of their life in and out of jails and prisons.

Well that scrote bag is out of jail again, I'm sure he'll be at his house soon beating his girlfriend he lives off of, eating food bought with food stamps and getting drunk with the money a charity gave him.

by Chris Sowards January 3, 2006

Sprot

Onomatopoeic noun or verb.

Noun: Noise produced when defecating. A mixture of fart and excrements coming out. It can be used for farts only.

Verb: To take a loud dump

Noun: The day after I eat Indian, my sprots are really loud.

Verb: Omg, I need to sprot now.

by The Italian Nose April 22, 2011