Sprite cranberry

noun: a term used to describe a man who will come to your house and knock then bust the door open and finally sing a song about sprite cranberry

During Christmas a sprite cranberry happened

by Americanski November 26, 2019

sprite

sprite hits different

friend one: sprite hits different you know?
friend two: how?

friend one:Its absolutely magical one of the greatest drinks on the planet created by the hands of the gods its beautiful and the second it touches your tongue it gives a sense of comfort and makes you feel safe it brings serenity to my mouth and makes me feel like I'm above the clouds looking at the world and basking in the glory of the sun it feels orgasmic as it enters my body and sends a shock through you like its cleansing you its absolutely 100% for sure the greatest drink known to man kind

sprite hits different.!

by CJM2005 October 19, 2020

Sprite Cranberry

A nectar of gods, originally mention in the bible,
"As jesus turned the water into wine, he spoke to the people, "Wanna sprite cranberry?"

Wanna sprite cranberry? -Jesus of Nazareth

by Patroneme January 11, 2019

Sprite delight

When you sound a McDonald’s straw down your urethra and spit sprite down the straw until you explode like sprite jizz volcano

Hey hon you think you could order McDonald’s and give me a sprite delight

by Skibidishart64 May 4, 2024

sprite cranjelly

the best person alive and also kinda emo

DUDE SPRITE CRANJELLY IS SO HOT OMG OMG OMGOMG OMGOMG OMGOMG OMG OMGMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

by himynameiselilol February 3, 2022

Sprite

1. Anger and buttsex
2. A sexual horror
3. The label of two males who fuck each other senseless whenever they get pissed at one another
4. The sexiest kind of hate-fucking

sprite okay
just fucking sprite

by britterlikesbutts October 26, 2012

sprite cherry

The mortal rival of sprite cranberry

Tastes like cat piss

Drinking will cause you to be thanosed

Sprite cherry is the devils drink

by Phantom phoinex January 10, 2019