Splatten and Chatten

When one is texting, facebooking, tweeting and/or responding to e-mails while sitting on the toilet.

I solved a lot of the world problems while I was splatten and chatten.

by Hawtex February 10, 2015

seattle splatter

When a person hangs from a chandelier and drops a massive dump onto someone’s chest waiting patiently below

person1: "You ready down there?"
person2: "Bring it on!!!"
person1: "GERONIMO!!!!"
person2: "Good God! That was one hell of a Seattle Splatter! It's Fucking Everywhere!!"

by Rah9090 March 3, 2014

red splatter

When a girl gets so mad at someone waits till she's is on the rag gets her hand very bloody and slaps them with the bloody hand

My boyfriend slept with my best friend he's going to get a red splatter you just wait.

by clevman March 28, 2015

Dog Shit Splatter

The result of an inconsiderate neighbor not picking up their dog's shit and you mowing over it, causing the turd to be ground up and splattered onto your law, into the street, or onto an innocent bystander.

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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up with dog shit splatter all over my lawn."

Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up spraying the street with dog shit splatter."

Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up pelting some Steven with dog shit splatter.

Dave: "NICE!!"

by Rock it February 15, 2010

green apple splatters of the mouth

saying ridiculous or awkward embarrassing things that have no context in the conversation.

Can also be described as conversation diarrhea or word vomiting.

That guy was so weird when he couldn't stop talking in that meeting. It was like he had green apple splatters of the mouth.

by mlo0224 April 15, 2010

spatty wank

When the guy slaps the pussy lips around with his dick.

Guy1: Did you see that Jenna Jameson video
Guy2: Yeah dude Hella spatty wank went down in that video!!!

by Allen Gnudi December 26, 2006

spatter paint

result/s of explosive diarrhea on and around a toilet -also, a type of elementary school art involving screen frames, paint, forms and toothbrushes -loose air-brushing

john was grumbling as he cleaned someones' spatter paint

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009