by poopypuppyeyes June 19, 2022
by Dirty n anonymous August 10, 2017
Poseur Boston Red Sox fans, who have been rooting for the team only since 2004 or 2007, but act like they've been lifelong die hards. Normally have no connection whatsoever to the city of Boston. Most are either female and/or college fraternity members. Faux Sox can be easily spotted by their pristine, unbent, perfectly clean Red Sox caps that they pretentiously wear. The male species normally have goattees (as do some of the females).
Fan 1: Did you hear that guy behind us? He just told his friend that they were supposed to stand up for the 6th inning stretch. What a douche.
Fan 2: (turns around; sees frat boy wearing a Red Sox cap) No wonder. He's a Faux Sox. He doesn't know shit about baseball.
Fan 2: (turns around; sees frat boy wearing a Red Sox cap) No wonder. He's a Faux Sox. He doesn't know shit about baseball.
by BostonRedSux October 14, 2009
an effect that causes any perishable food in a 4,000 mile radius of soxthecatto to grow mold at 6x speed
by reions November 15, 2023
If a man is wearing a white Sox hat he is signaling that he is gay and letting other gay men know that he is on the market.
by Playaplaya July 25, 2022
The better version of the Cubs. Yes, they aren't amazing but compared to the Cubs they are the freaking New York Yankees. The White Sox's stadium is also a million times better than Wrigley Field and they also do this thing called winning.
by RyGuyHill November 23, 2022
When you cum on a woman and she is in someway disgusted by it so you have to take a sock (preferably an old or ragged sock) to clean it off the female's stomach, face, or body areas, thus ruining a sock.
"OMG get this cum off me"
"With what"
"Rock da sox to get it off"
"OMG get this cum off me"
"With what"
"Rock da sox to get it off"
by Youngbased June 09, 2014