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Soggy Jaffa Cake 

Like Soggy Biscuit.
Last person out of a group of men to masturbate and ejaculate on the Jaffa Cake has to then eat and digest the Sticky Soggy Jaffa Cake.
"Jeff was the last to cum, he now has to eat the soggy Jaffa Cake!"

"...You have to bite through the cream to get to the sticky Jaffa centre..."

soggy marie 

when a grupe of men all stand in a circle masterbating onto a marie biscuits and the last person to ejaculate has to eat the "soggy marie"
"lets all go play soggy marie"
soggy marie by Davie.dave November 11, 2006

soggy dolphin 

when a male proceeds to turn a used comdom inside out and slap the female (or male, god forbid) in the face
she said i was too fast so i gave that bitch a soggy dolphin
soggy dolphin by dylan worsech March 20, 2008

Soggy Earplug 

The act of a man sticking a tampon in a womans ear, and then ejaculating on the tampon, making it expand and get stuck in the ear. Usually done when a man is angry with the woman.
"Sue, let's have sex!"
"Johhny, I dont want to have sex tonight!"
"Well dear, I may just have to give you a soggy earplug then!"
Soggy Earplug by Some sick guy January 11, 2009

soggy pizza 

Similar to the male game "soggy biscuit". However in soggy pizza, the guys all masturbate onto a pizza. The last person to ejaculate needs to eat the pizza!
Pedro: "Hey Gary, fancy a game of soggy pizza with Marcos and Percy?"

Gary: "Err naa thanks Pedro, I've just had a game of soggy biscuit, and my tongue is sticky."
soggy pizza by carlos the 3rd April 3, 2007

soggy socks 

when someone cums in a sock and then wears it
soggy socks by soggy joe December 2, 2009