Soggy Kermit

The act of feeding your stepsister mass amount of Taco Bell and then proceeding to shove your fist up her ass as you would a puppet, then grab a fistful of fiery, watery, Taco Bell shit and whisper in her ear in a Kermit voice saying, “gee the swamp sure is nice”

I was at this party last night and gave her a soggy Kermit.

by DirtyGoblinReceiver69 December 15, 2019

soggy kneecap

An offence to someone when you can’t think of something else

Shut up you ,soggy kneecap

by Pidgeonsandshit November 22, 2020

Soggy Seconds

Literal: Having sex with woman who has just done the same already (most likely in an orgy situation)

Figurative: Having sex with a friend's ex-girlfriend too soon after they've broken up.

Dude! How could you fuck Rosie? Frank only broke up with her last week. Talk about soggy seconds!

by MrSoggy July 20, 2010

soggy canoe

When you fuck a girl in the ass and piss everywhere

Oh fuck Soggy canoe bitch!

by Halterdawg January 12, 2016

soggy knob

post toileted penis when its soft and dribbling and cold not to be mistaken with soggy dick!

do not poke your girlfriend in the arm with a soggy knob as then you will be put on restrictions

by thelittlekiwi February 16, 2005

Soggy Stanley

A wet willy-like manuver in which the penis is covered and sweat from the taint and placed in the unsuspecting persons ear.

I want to give Dr. Ruth a soggy stanley.

by Nasty Poof January 10, 2008

soggy vegitarian

Soggy vegitarian: When a girls pussy looks like rotting wet slimmy Cauli flower.

Soggy vegitarian: when a girls pussy looks like rotting wet slimmy Cauli flower .Damn Patricia I can't eat u out if your a soggy vegetarian. 🍴🚿

by Sexy vegan muff cabbage July 5, 2016