soft rock

Adjective used to describe less heavy rock music. Although rock music is generally loud, with a lot of bass and not really "soft", so often confusing as an arguable oxymoron.

I'm listening to some Mamas and the Papas which I guess you could say is "soft rock."

by brendan July 1, 2004

Softer man

A term used to describe a individual who has either refused to do something, or has done something of lesser worth.

Example One:
Joe:"Hey come bungee jumping with the boys today."
Derek:"No, that sounds dangerous."
Joe:"Softer man!"
Example Two:
Derek:"Hey, I got Shirlena's name tatooed on my neck."
Joe:"She's not even your girlfriend!"
Derek:"Yeah, but I know she loves me."
Joe:"Softer man!"

by DEE TRAIN December 25, 2007

Soft Opening

When a man masturbates prior to having sex, in order to last longer.

Bro, I have a hot date tonight. I'm gonna have a soft opening first.

by Cire Nicnor March 30, 2015

Soft Eggs

A saggy set of old man testicles that are shrunken and unable to produce semen.

Even though Grandpa could no longer blow his load, he could still get an erection and Grandma still enjoyed sucking on his stiffy and throat gargling his Soft Eggs with her dentures out.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015

softball

One of the best sports in the world!Softball isn't just girls baseball. it's way harder and the term "softball" is NOT true the only difference between a softball and a baseball is a softball leaves a bigger mary when you get hit by it. Softball is pitched underhand and metal bats are used instead of the typical wood used in baseball.Softball is a physically demanding sport played by physically fit people usually girls.

Wow softball practice was really hard today she was pitching faster than 58mph.

by KLChrisman February 10, 2007

Soft

1. Weak; having no strength
2. Inability to go hard in the paint or engage in an activity which requires any work

"Max was complaining all morning about having to work past 9 p.m. last night. Goddamn is he soft."

by HardasMofo February 3, 2013

soft dribbles

Following an erection, sexual arousal may result in slight semen buildup in the penis. The soft dribbles occurs when the penis goes flaccid and this buildup of semen trickles out of the penis. This occassionally results in itching, tingling, and/or tickling sensation at the hole. A male may manually eject the semen by gripping the shaft and squeezing as he pushes along to expel the semen.

After I woke up with morning wood, I had the soft dribbles.

by DOS Emulation August 10, 2006