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snot shotgun

A double-barreled snot rocket. Generally lacking the accuracy of a single, but far better for sneak attacks. For the skilled, hitting two targets simultaneously is possible. To fire concurrently, hold the bridge of the nose and angle towards the target.
My sister and her friend were in my room so I used my snot shotgun.
by cheesepisser September 9, 2006
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Scrotum snot

A synonym for semen. When your penis sneezes be sure to say bless you and give him a tissue or two
Friend: Wtf man you got scrotum snot all over your pants
Me:Well don't be a dick, say bless you.
by the_diddy15 November 28, 2014
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Snot Bungee

A string of snot that exits the nose when you sneeze, but disappears when you quickly sniff it back in, in an attempt to cover it up before anybody notices.
The conversation was fine until she sneezed and pulled a snot bungee on me.
by Crubase June 21, 2009
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crotch snot

nasty white stuff that comes out of your pooter
dammit, my panties are just SOAKED with crotch snot!
by pooter-face snatch-queen May 14, 2003
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snot-rocket

launched when "rocketeer" plugs on nostril with finger,then expelles air thruogh open nostril causing a stream of mucus and boogers to fly out onto unsuspecting victim.
Whatta' ya' gonna pick?
Snot-rocket!
by sky May 9, 2003
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Snot Pot

A girl who may or may not be hot but acts like she is the greatest thing to walk the earth. These girls are found with lips pursed at the bar, their anorexic throats quivering from previously retching in the bar toilet. They have watched too many episodes of Laguna Beach, The Hills, and other stupid shows that make girls think they are all important.

Even if you bed a snot pot the road will be difficult. They GREATLY dislike oral, and anal sex is cause for them to contact the police. Make sure you get them wasted and wait for them to cry unload how they spent a semester of high school in a mental asylum before you slip MacGyver in their backdoor.

The best way to deal with Snot Pots are to attack them with cutting words. This WILL make a scene and chances are you will be kicked out of the bar, but a win is a win. Be warned Snot Pots tend to travel in groups and may also have a Level 4 Troll Gatekeeper guarding them. DO NOT ask the Troll "how much to pass". She WILL sit on you. The Troll is usually double to triple the size of the Snot Pot and is easily agitated. Satiate the troll with drink and cheese appetizers to distract her before attacking the Snot Pot.
"I'm going to ruin that stupid snot pot's night. Hand me that Cran n Vodka, I'm feeling clumsy."
by newcubandespot March 15, 2010
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Snot rocket

When a guy gets his seamen up the nose of another person usually after a blow job and that person has to blow it out of there nose.
I gave her a snot rocket last night.
by Fun4you2911 December 21, 2016
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