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The Slinging Thresher

A viviparous unique creature who due to their special thermoregulation heating system 'endoderms' are able to produce internal body heat that enhances their metabolism and muscle growth. Their electrical impulses in addition to their endoderms earns them the title as the 'best hunters to walk the earth'.
They continue to elude enthusiasts about their origin and their unusual penis (Causil Cock) which is as along as the thresher itself which is around 6 meters. They whip their helpless prey into submission with their giant Causil Cock.
They lunge at their tethered bait (which are all women) by using a special technique called 'breaching'. He stuns his prey by slinging his 6 meter penis over her head like a trebuchet with a speed of over 30 miles per hour. Once unconscious, the mammal then takes his prey to an unknown destination where he continuously and violently rapes her until she's torn into shreds. He then eats her remains at his own leisure. The more women he eats, the stronger he becomes.
Sam: "OMG, I think the Slinging Thresher is coming our way, quick run!"
Jessica: "What are you worried for, let him try!, I'll squash him with my bare hands, let him try and sling me with his 6 meter penis, I'll snap it into two logs and use them as fire starters for my wood heater"
by A=L+P January 19, 2018
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Slinging Cream

I’m slinging cream 2-10 tomorrow, stop by for some free toppings.

Sorry, I’ve got to go sling some cream
by BiggBocks September 21, 2025
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slinging pies

Bobby Fresh is slinging pies for papa johns.
by Superchill November 1, 2014
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Slinging meat

Clapping cheeks in the same way a gunslinger slings his gun.
"What are you doing in NYC? Too many people in that place"
"There's tons of chicks here, I'm out here slinging meat"
by SoLisms February 16, 2022
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Sling Pea

1. A plant from Plants vs. Zombies 2 which catapults out 5 peas at zombies closest to your lawn on the left, but has full range and takes sometime to unload the peas out for maximum burst damage.

2. (Jocular or Informal) A wicked or foolhardy person.
"My Sling Peas are doing so good at taking down Zombies when I spam this fella on the battlefield!"

"Stop acting like a sling pea!"
by Otheruser325 January 20, 2023
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Carcass Sling

A swing used for holding lifeless or lazy people, most likely hung from the ceiling.
Attach my friend’s Carcass Sling to the sky track and send him flailing around the room.
by CarcassSling March 22, 2019
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