Slab

a cartoon character or someone is is extremely ditzy but not necessarily in a good way.

man chad...youre such a slab

by suckerpuncher4206969 February 8, 2021

Slab

A Slab is a large piece of concentrated cannabis oil usually 1 ounce or more but can be less

Bro I just got this really terpy slab from__ best ounce ever

by Educated_stoner November 16, 2021

Slab

A term used for describing the fish known as a crappie which is very tasty to eat!

About to jump on this here ol boat and get me some nem slabs!

by Big pimpin fo show March 7, 2024

slab off

to get off, or to say that tommy matthews is a poor ugly nigger, with a bunch of dogs surrounding his busted ass house. with that big ass wardrobe on his porch.

"yea", slab off on dat water.

by John Dais March 7, 2009

SLAB

Acronym for stupid lame ass bitch. A quick way to describe or identify a man or woman who does or says something worthy of being punched in the vagina/testicle ie vagesticles.

friend 1: Where the fuck is Sara?
friend 2: Oh she ain't comin', she said had to study.

friend 1: What a fuckin' SLAB!

by DEATHERAGE June 29, 2020

Slab

an unecessarily hateful/and or toxic minor that needs to learn to move on or seems to be incapable of forgiveness.

"oh my god shut up you fucking slab" "don't worry bro, hes just getting attacked by slabs"

by YourBoiNero April 26, 2021

slab

another word for a weed pen

“bro lemme rip the slab.”

by Gary Williamson February 10, 2022