simp

a male or female that is diminished by society to think that treating your s/o respectfully is a wuss way to show affection. people use the term bro’s before hoes but the s/o is not a hoe and is in fact a very important person in their life, they should not be put down for knowing how to treat a human like they should be in a healthy relationship.

i’m not a simp for treating them right

by alyssashav05 August 16, 2020

Simp King

Kole

Is your name Kole? Because you are a Simp King.

by 50ShadesofRae May 20, 2020

simple shit

Something so simple a brain-dead potato with no eyes could do it blindfolded.

Problem is that some people find simple shit really tough or even impossible to understand.

To further understand it, read the examples. This is simple shit.

Tommy: nnngggfff mffff ngggggmmmm
Daddy: It's 20 below and you lick the lamp post? Come on, this is simple shit.
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Dick: I got 3rd degree burns and can't sit or shit without agony. Aaaagh!

Joe: You tried to light a fart! This is simple shit.
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Annie:My shit tastes horrid!
Suzy: God, Annie, this is such simple shit.
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by verbusaccidentibus August 10, 2010

Simpletarian

Someone who believes in the simplicities of life. Appreciating all that you have - love, family, friends, health, a roof over your head, food to eat. Material possessions are not happiness.

Simpletarian Love Health

by Ang Leone February 18, 2010

Simplisticated

It's opposite of complicated. To have something so simple it's to simple.

This evening just got so much more simplisticated now that I have nothing to do.

by DuhBomb December 30, 2009

Simple boi

A man often stoned, slow to react, repeats convsersations previously discussed 30 seconds before hand.

Maguire is a simple boi

by weechris123 January 31, 2012

SimplyNailogical

I friken love her so PLS approve

I love SimplyNailogical

by Nini1302584 January 31, 2019