The abbreviation for Sucker Idiolising Mediocre Pu$$y. A simp is a weak man who overvalues women. He will do anything. A classic example is Simon from the Inbetweeners, who simps after Carli all day in the hopes of getting with her. Most simps are often below-average, unfit, hairy and stinky, and have no self-awareness to the point they think they have a chance with a fit girl. Lol. Don't be a simp.
Simp: I am incredibly sorry to all the womxn in the world for my the patriarchy. Every womxn I see running for office, I will vote! Every victim of the patriarchy shall receive $50 from my bank account!
Man (bc simps aren't real men): No, please don't. Go shave.
Man (bc simps aren't real men): No, please don't. Go shave.
by bigboobies007 August 3, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A word that’s over used and was supposed to be cool until all these lil ass kids started using it, they think just bc u like a girl your a simp, smh. And no racist shii but it’s mostly lil white kids saying it 👎🏽
Person: that girl over there fine asf
Lil kid: SIMP
Person2: boy if you don’t sit yo lil ass down,u get no bitches nigga
Lil kid: SIMP
Person2: boy if you don’t sit yo lil ass down,u get no bitches nigga
by Johnson from New Jersey April 14, 2020
Get the Simp mug.The opposite of a misogynist. A simp is a man who will bring himself down compared to a woman in order to consolidate him getting any coochie. Usually looked down-upon by fellow guys and unnoticed by women. This is a final/desperate grab at pussy, and more often than not ends up with misguided hatred towards women. Usually associated with the name Nathan.
Guy 1: Yo, what's the deal with Nathan and that girl?
Guy 2: He's just being a simp. I heard he said that he wasn't worthy of liking her.
Guy 1: Really? That's pretty sad, man. What a simp.
Guy 2: He's just being a simp. I heard he said that he wasn't worthy of liking her.
Guy 1: Really? That's pretty sad, man. What a simp.
by Cakeswitdasauce January 6, 2020
Get the Simp mug.Someone who will go out of there way to impress a girl, that they have fallen in love with or are really interested in. I.e they would he her flowers to impress her, or take her in dates.
Guy 1- "Dude I would so buy Katie flowers and go out of my way to impress her"
Guy 2- "Bro stop being such a simp"
Guy 2- "Bro stop being such a simp"
by B3astWarriorx March 6, 2020
Get the Simp mug.by MikeTheMan818 May 31, 2022
Get the Simp mug.Due to a broken heart they've developed a cold heart. They cry often and often feel trapped. They became coldhearted because they realized that the person they messed with heavy didn't even care if they lived. They're so blind by love That they usually don't notice their partners flaws Yes! they're sometimes "possessed" by their relationship, but they don't have any compassion for their partner and often feel abandoned and misunderstood.
by Thesimpanonymous June 15, 2020
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