simon

Of Simon and Garfunkel, the one that is not Garfunkel

Trebek: Of Simon and Garfunkel, the one that is not Garfunkel.
Connery: Could you repeat the question?
Trebek: Of Simon and Garfunkel, the one that is not Garfunkel.
Connery: I Garfunkeled your mother!

by Lilparkczar December 20, 2007

Simon

The Alain Prost of the new era. He saves fuel, and tires. He makes others lose focus and create mistakes, while he slides by and drives to victory.

Boothy: I wish I was a Simon
Deko: Me too
Boothy: You could never go a race without making a mistake, you could never be Simon.

by SennaSS July 9, 2011

Simon

He's very skinny. He's young with Justin Bieber hair. pisses people off a lot. always cold. who sits all day doing nothing but playing games on his computer while eating junk food. He likes to pet his friendly micro penis that you need a microscope to see.

The so called "Justin Biebers" Here. when really he's Simon.

by Im his friend it aint true April 11, 2019

Simon

A very small midget that help his friend to get them girl and make fun of other while other people don't care and help his friend to get girl that already have a boyfriend and the friend of his is trying to act smart to get them girls while he can't.

simon

by The_Smo_27 March 20, 2017

happy simon

a person in the middle of a threesome

George was getting fucked in the ass by Bob while fucking Steve in his ass. George was a happy simon.

by Simon March 6, 2004

Simon

A horney, cuddly rabbit with a cute big nose.

"Sorry, my pet Simon likes to hump peoples legs."

by soft chunky lips February 7, 2010

sicophant

When someone is guilty of being a sicophant he or she is unnecessarily bigging up another person. This butt-creeping is seriously over-egged and superfluous!

E.G; Oh my God! You are just the most beautiful woman/ have the largest cock in the entire world!

You are just sooooooo talented!

Sicophant should trail behind the object of veneration scraping, grovelling and licking arse.

by Neonpinkfaery September 27, 2005