SIMI

Self Inflicted Masterbation Injury, the term used for injuries during self pleasure.

do You know how he got a black eye?

I heard he had a SIMI

by Buddah61 October 15, 2018

Simi

Books are like true friends

keep the good ones close to you Simi

by halfdsadf October 24, 2018

Simi fat cunt

A fat man

Simi fat cunt is a fat man who likes to Rub tits and flick clit on BBW’s

by Simi fat man April 30, 2019

Simh

Sock in my head

Used instead of “stuck in my head”.

Or

Used to announce when it you have done something idiotic.

“Damn have you heard this new song?”
“Yeah bro, I’ve got a sock in my head!”

*drops phone*
“Ugh, sock in my head!”(simh)

by Dylanwanghasarthritis *=* June 18, 2019

Simiousa

To make something that would be considered impossible happen with ease.

“I know she’s out of your league , but you have to Simiousa”

by Simiousa July 5, 2019

Siministic

Straight guys who are low key into men

Man my homeboys being siministic i knew he was low key gay

by Fogle.Ethan December 13, 2019

Similac Santa

Privileged white guy that begrudgingly pays for a poor couples baby formula during the Holidays.

When Darnell couldn't afford the Baby formula similac santa put it on his bill and saved the holiday.

by Fred W Schwartz December 18, 2019