Shmiglet

That little annoying extra bit of nail that gets left behind when you decide to randomly pull out a hangnail

"Aw dang it, theres still a bit of shmiglet stuck in my thumb"

by Feeferson January 16, 2026

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Bobias Shmurglar

The greatest name ever invented. Once you hear Bobias in the distance, you run there immediately. It is a sacred calling that will induce happiness and an aphrodisiac- esque feeling. Invented by the famous Bobby, this name is used only in the finest situations where the best names are necessary for consumption for the people.

Bobias Shmurglar is the sexiest and greatest man alive. You preach him, and he shows you the light of truth.

by sticking wood November 18, 2021

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