Shiny babies

Once a man said shiny babies and everyone started repeating. They thought it was magic and they knew it was a great power so they tried to find evidence of what shiny babies means. However, the man who said shiny babies had hired 1 million hitmen, and 99.99% of people who tried finding the shiny babies died. That is all I can provide you with otherwise the hitmen will be after me.

Man: Shiny babies
Man 2: Shiny babies

Man 3: Shiny babies

by Onslaughtpheenom August 2, 2022

Shiny

a black person with down syndrome, aka a shiny

dude one: "bro there's a shiny right there"
dude two: "that's insane, I've never seen one in person before"

by XD Mystic June 28, 2022

SHINS N SHINYS

Slang phrase referring to Asians (shins) and Africans (shinys).

Oi mate did you see the shins n shinys fighting over that bag of rice at supermarket?

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS May 13, 2022

Tight and Shiny

When a guy bends his penis in half. The skin on the shaft then gets that tight and shiny appearance.

Last call at the bar
Drunk idiot: Hey sexy, wanna see my tight and shiny?!
Girl: What? Okay?? Wtf?
Drunk idiot: turns his back, fumbles with his pants, then

finally turns around.
Girl:?????
Drunk Idiot: ta daaaaaa
Girl: Gross! Pull yourself together! Creep.

by melhorn April 3, 2022

Shiny*

goat. legend. slatt.
upgraded version of the word "shiny"

shiny* .

by shiny* October 5, 2021

Shiny lizard

When having intercourse with your partner from behind against the wall in the standing position you pull out and ejaculate on their back making them look like a shiny lizard on the wall

What did you get up to last night?

“Oh I made my wife into a shiny lizard”

by Wangdangler42 July 29, 2025

Fixed Gold Evil Baby Paul (Shiny)

The true unbridled form of Dynamite Anton who is fixed, golden, evil, a baby, looks like Paul and is shiny. The form he takes on destroy Satan once and for all. He is so holy, pure and perfect that he just simply exists. He is also the best character in Antonball Deluxe and if you say otherwise I will find you and feed you to a lion! Do not insult or taunt Fixed Gold Evil Baby Paul (Shiny) in any way, shape or form. He is peak fiction

Guy: My only religion is to worship Fixed Gold Evil Baby Paul (Shiny) from now on.

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 12, 2025