Shobby

Shobby (noun, pl. shobbies) A shop that is more of a hobby for its affluent owner, it has no set opening hours. A shobby is usually found in gentrified town/district that has completely displaced all the creative and artistic residents. It typically sells kooky upper middle class knickknacks that are hand made and ethically sourced that have a locally produced vibe. The items cost three times as much as the handmade, locally produced vibe and ethically sourced items the displaced artists used to make.

“That shobby’s opening hours are more erratic than my bowel movements after dairy” or “This street has a lot of shobbies, a great place to go if you want a $450 plant pot made by Sicilian nuns”

by ⁂ sterism January 2, 2024

Shlobacropster

A little wannabe gangster that thinks eating lobster with bare hands is badass.

I met a guy on Tinder today and he is such a shlobacropster.

These Gen-Z shlobacropsters are getting on my nerves.

by UnknownWalter February 13, 2024

shobhan

likes to do the shambak lambak with goth girls and eat nasi goreng

ayyo shobhan bhoi full shambak lambak you're doing ah

by psychedshobhan February 25, 2024

Shlob

A cock, penis, or flumple.

Dude my shlob is figgin hard... it oozing with puss dude

by CrazeyWayzey April 6, 2024

Shlobber

Slang for referring to the penis in a comedic sense.

I dick slapped her with my shlobber.

by Dark Bakura April 17, 2024

shbockol

a whole mess

Katie: oh no my dog is ill,I'm very depressed,I havnt slept properly and my boyfriend is stressing me out

Abby:oh no it's okay

Katie: it's js a whole shbockol

by Shbockol December 11, 2024

shobbing

shopping while sobbing
(credit to FullyInvolvedMark on discord)

psh, women always be shobbing

by S.R. Doti June 2, 2025