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shady lore

Shady Lore.

Shady was born in July 26 on the year 1989
By a woman called Shadira. His father wasn't around since he was involved in a drive by shooting with shady at the age of 1, but shady was too young to be charged so his father took the guilt. He lived his childhood having unprotected sex with adults ( mainly men ) and playing with glocks at the park. At his teenage years he got put in jail for shooting up a hospital but only completed 1 year of his sentence because he was bailed out by e side. At his highschool years he got involved with a really dangerous gang called 5star known for kissing their enemies to death. In his 20's he pulled up on his opps many times leaving them deceased. His famous weapon was an app called Discord which he used to plan drive by shootings on his e opps. Throughout his 20's he got put in jail several times for murdering his wife because of her fatness and shooting up an orphanage for the excuse that they will find their family in heaven. In his 30's he got promoted to Mod and has managed to gain the support of many. He rebuilt the famous gang 5star and reached worldwide. At the age of 35 he achieved the rank Mentor and guided 5star to greater success. In 2022 he is still alive,handsome and wealthy still sliding on e opps and fucking e hoes. A few months later he transformed from 35 to 54 and is turning 55 in July. He is now protecting Utah and still shooting up hospitals.
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by utahns June 18, 2022
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shady zaner

Verb: To perform a shady zaner ; to text your wife while you are mid-intercourse with your girlfriend
noun: To be a shady zaner: To be the guy who always has to cover for his infidelity while he is still inside the home wrecker
"you dumb bitch, you don't even know I'm giving you the shady zaner!"

" forget this, I ain't no shady zaner, go find someone you trust"
"you fucking lonely ass bastard, you wish you could give yo bitch a shady zaner, but you just never gonna be good enough to pull that shit off"

"dude the weirdest shit happened, my girl don't text me all day for 2 weeks then the minute I catch my side piece I gotta pull a shady zaner"
by notsoshadynowareya May 29, 2015
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shady nut

a shady nut

"You said shady nut,"
"I want to talk to you after class." Mr. D
"The shady nut-I mean shady night,"
by shadynuts4lyfe March 27, 2017
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Slim Shady

Nickname for Eminem that he uses many times in his songs ex; My name is. Commonly used as his alter-ego.
Hi!
My name is
What?
My name is
Who?
My name is
Chika-chika
Slim Shady
by The R7 March 14, 2022
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Shady Status

When a white boy(or girl) acts like the stereo-typical black person such as the rapper Slim Shady-Eminem. Basically when a white person does something like, spit out a sick rhyme, gets in a gang war, or just acts like someone that's hood also known as a wankster.
Bill: man i popped a cap in his A*s just to shut him up then all the hunnies came a runnin, i took this fine dime home

Malik: Daang, white boy! thats straight shady status!
by KatCard July 29, 2011
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Shady Dickens

Someone whom has a significant other but continues to flirt aggressively with disregard for their significant other. Common symptoms of shady dickens includes deactivation of Facebook (to avoid being tagged in pictures) and has multiple mobile devices to call different significant others in different countries. The successful shady dickens is able to balance all aspects of his/her relationships without being detected.
This shady dickens deactivated Facebook so Jody (his girlfriend) will not find out.
by shady by association July 23, 2013
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Shady smooch

Noun. In a social work context, a baby daddy that mooches off the baby momma.
That guy is a shady smooch, he wanted me to pay bail, when he hasn't paid child support.
by Angry baby momma December 7, 2012
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