Chalona's are very beautiful, outgoing, smart girls. They tend to be small in size. So, small they can fit in a box. Chalona really cares about her friends. She is very loyal and will do anything for them. She can be really feisty at times. If you make them mad better say your prayers. She loves sports. She is an amazing person and won't hesitate to let you know she fucks with you. The person who ends up with a Chalona will be the luckiest guy in the world, because she has an amazing personality. She is a ride or die till the end. She is super funny, and very passionate about 2k. She is a low key freak-a-leak. She'll always let you know when she gotta fart. She does really well in school. She is also a very clean person and takes pride in keeping her space clean.
by pROUD FAMILY January 16, 2018
She’s kind, beautiful, resilient and smart. Please don’t call her Sharon, it’s pronounced Sha-Ron! A Queen and ruler by nature. She will conquer and task with thoughtfulness, grace and humor. She’s a problem solver and best friend, who observes patterns before making a righteous assessment. Because she is so down to earth and confident, she tends to attract others in need of love. She has so much to give, but if she deems her efforts are not appreciated, she will easily grow cold. She detests liars and wears her heart on her sleeve. Her warm and genuine disposition and her sense of fashion in addition to her gift of intuition; having Sha-Ron in your life is only an asset. Anything she touches turns to gold! Good luck with keeping her around. Only the genuine and pure at heart will remain in her life.
by Sha-Ron not Sharon November 24, 2021
*after we finished eating the chef came to our table. He was cantonese and cooked authentic cantonese food so i searched up how to say "slay queen in chinese" and a woman on the internet said that "nu wang sha" is how you say slay queen in chinese so i gave the cghef a confident smile and confidently said* Nu wang sha! *he gave an awkward smile i hope he understood the compliment*
by h34r7l355 December 13, 2024
A phrase to indicate a high amount of glazing or dick riding is occurring currently. Used to represent the sound the penis makes when being rode profusely.
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by braydeniscool December 28, 2020
A women who serially cheats on multiple husbands over many years, and is infected with multiple incurable diseases.
Guy 1: should I talk to Edsel’s gf over there?
Guy 2 (concerned): that Sha Sha??? No way! Her last husband found out she had ShaBoinked 20-30 dudes, some of them friends of his, and is now being treated for antibiotic resistant gonnorhea AND dealing with herpes. That chick is about to fall apart now that she can’t spend $4,000 every 90 days on Botox, lip fillers, and makeup tattoos. Downhill in a hurry… penniless, too. I’d Sashay your way out of of this calamity before the same fate befalls you.
Guy 2 (concerned): that Sha Sha??? No way! Her last husband found out she had ShaBoinked 20-30 dudes, some of them friends of his, and is now being treated for antibiotic resistant gonnorhea AND dealing with herpes. That chick is about to fall apart now that she can’t spend $4,000 every 90 days on Botox, lip fillers, and makeup tattoos. Downhill in a hurry… penniless, too. I’d Sashay your way out of of this calamity before the same fate befalls you.
by ShaBenThereAtaPrice March 20, 2023