Selfie

Masterbating, Having some quality time with yourself

I was a bit bored so I caught up on the porno web and had a 'selfie'

by Thanksw4stoosh August 18, 2013

Selfie Stick

Shaquille O'Neals's Cock

Justin Beiber was grinding on the selfie stick.

by RedBear14 April 4, 2015

selfie

when someone, of vein stature, takes a picture of themselves and either: A- posts it on facebook, for no purpose or, B- masturbates to it in private/public.

Miss McBee hates when people post selfies of themselves on facebook, she already knows what you look like. 168 more pictures does not solidify the aesthetic value of who you are.

by zig zag zgoat December 22, 2012

Selfiesh

(ADJECTIVE; pronounced SELF-EESH) Used to describe someone obsessed with selfies.

JOHN: Bridget has NOTHING but pixellated selfies all over her facebook page...
VLADIMIR: Man! That girl is selfiesh!

by toddarth April 18, 2014

cat selfie

A selfie taken with your cat

I posted a cat selfie on my Instagram

by nickrobinsonandcats September 7, 2015

golden selfie

A golden shower where the victim and the offender are one and the same.

The wind was stiff and when he aimed right into the wind Tim ended up giving himself a golden selfie.

by setophaga September 24, 2013

Selfie-Conscious

the feeling that none of the selfies you just took were good enough for facebook or instagram so you take them over and over again until you're satisfied.

"Everyone was waiting and getting mad at Jess because she was being selfie-conscious and kept retaking selfies that all looked the same anyway."

by Kuya Mikey April 12, 2014