Section 1

A cliquish collection of douche bag “guys” at an elitist all boys prep school that pride themselves on their academic prowess, overrated athletic accomplishments and drunken conquests of naive girls.

Did you hear that guy from Section 1 got into Yale?

by anonymous June 1, 2023

percussion section

The part of the band that nobody cares about but has the HOTTEST girls in it (even hotter than the flute girls)

Also you get to bang on drums. Don't ever ask anybody to willingly play the xylophone. They won't

God, Roy! Look at those HOT girls next to those guys in the percussion section!

by SLAAAAAAYER April 24, 2023

Facebook Comment Section

The Part of Facebook that is dominated by Soccer Moms and Boomers complaining and ranting about the most simple mishaps in life or even reality deniers trolling science and history.

My friend once posted a prank video on Facebook last Christmas where he scared people in a mall with a Grinch costume and he ended up getting scrutinized by angry Karens in the Facebook Comment Section for supposedly being cruel even if he didn't intended it to be taken seriously.

by The40sand60sfan September 27, 2023

section ten

masterbation in the simple sense. also known as a tommy tank

'Hey dude wanna got downtown'
'not thanks just have to go finish my section ten'

by LV May 13, 2005

Come to section 127

Code amongst male homosexuals indicating a particular type of activity that will take place once the two individuals meet up. In this case, reciprocal penis/anus penetration.

Hey bro, when you get here, come to section 127 and after you do me up my butt I’ll do you up yours.

by BobbyInTheKnow July 30, 2022

section

Exceeding a threshold of attractiveness that grants one social exclusivity, as one might find in a club’s VIP section. The level that makes security unclip the rope without checking the list and escort the given individual straight to the bottle service.

"I thought I was looking good last night, but then she walked in looking straight-up section—like, security handed her a free bottle on sight."
"Bro, you can’t show up in those shoes and expect to pull someone section—step it up."

by palabraplug January 29, 2025

poosarian section

A poo so large that it has to be surgically removed

I was absolutely crippling for a poo and it was too big to come out so I had to go to the hospital for a poosarian section

by Slim billy bob March 8, 2025