Von Schlieffen Plan

The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.

Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".

Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.

by Das Ginge December 18, 2011

papa schirer

An awesome father who will do everything for their kids

Hey look it's papa Schirer

by Papa Schirer February 23, 2017

cyril schreiner

An alsacian snapchatter, he makes everything to make his followers laugh, he's awesome!

Cyril schreiner is an awesome snapchatter

by Lunaqueen April 10, 2017

Von Schlieffened

The act of getting attacked from behind often bamboozling the enemy, Referring to the German strategist (Alfred Von Schlieffen) who created the famous WWI Schlieffen Plan.

Oh no we just got Von Schlieffened

by Vombat May 2, 2020

will schier

Will Schier's have the largest cock in the galaxy, simply passing by a will schier will almost kill you. A will schier happens to normally be small in height but what they lack in body height they recover in dick size. These will schiers are normally seen around school walking around with headphones on and looking at Minecraft on their ipads. Girls normally stay clear of a will schier because they lack the confidence to talk to such a God. Will Schier's are normally seen as mystic beings as they can throw you off by their intense intelligence that they can just manage to handle despite their cock sizes being so large.

Greg: "Woah did you feel that"?
Jack: "Yeah will schier just passed us."
Greg: "We are so lucky to be blessed by his presence."

by wAt_a_GooD_Malaka July 27, 2021

La Scarier

a line in a poorly translated comic from 2011.

how do you even use la scarier in a sentence

by realperson83 June 2, 2022

Toasty Schreiber

When someone has a craving for toast but also would like to take a bubble bath so they bring the toasted into the bath so their toast doesn't burn. Also can be used with a Creamy Geuther.

Will: I really want toast and a bubble bath
You: just do a toasty schreiber

by Bing Chillin March 16, 2023