Salutatorian

The less important of two high-school students who have to give a speech on graduation day.

Mike: You have to give a speech at graduation!? That's amazing! So you made Valedictorian?
Jeff: No, I'm Salutatorian.
Mike: Oh... Well I guess that's... all right...

Jeff: *sniffles sadly*

by Clockwork-Pony March 30, 2015

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21 gun salute shit

An attempted shit where one makes loud intense farts, but no actual crap comes out.

I wish I could deuce, but all I've been doing in the bathroom is a 21 gun salute shit.

by BS Man February 23, 2006

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Aussie salute

Brushing away flies with your hand.

Apparently, this is used somewhere in Australia but I haven't heard of it and I live in WA. Sounds pretty backwater.

"Aussie salute" - Just another unintellectual way of expressing disdain for authority, when you think about it.

by Black-Velvet March 31, 2009

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Sailor's Salute

You must have perfect timing to pull this off. You must wait untill your oppenents head is approximatley 3 in. from your face. Then headbutt them in the forehead/face with your forehead.

I pulled a Sailor's Salute on that bastard in the fight and he went down fast, holding his aching head.

by Nova_gnome February 28, 2009

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River in Columbia SC. Nice begginer white water river with some class II-IV rapids depending on level. It is dam controlled and NEVER gets enough water. The rocks by the Zoo are apparently the spot to go. But its way to overcrowded with drunk rednecks.

Man, I wish I was chillin on the Saluda right now.

by GalaxieWarrior September 27, 2005

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Sambuca chopper

The act of dipping ones penis in sambuca, setting it on fire and whirling it arround like the blades on a helicopter.

This is refered to as the sambuca chopper, or preforming the sambuca chopper.

At Skanderborg Festval, Jasper did the sambuca chopper.

by Huus January 18, 2010

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