Sam

Loves America. Wears a lot of camo. Likely a son of a family who fought all the battles. Large and strapping. Heavily armed and loves to hunt and fish. Would easily fit in with Duck Dynasty types. A loyal friend who is popular with the ladies due to his incredible strength. May seem like a one-dimensional character, but is funny as hell and smokes a littlelot. He freaks people out when they find out he speaks Spanish and understood everything they just said about him.

Man 1: Dude, I'm bored.
Man 2: Yeah, go call that Grizzly Adams Sam. Kick it in the sticks a while, smoke a little, laugh our asses off, and hit up some ladies.

by BananaNpajamas July 30, 2020

Sam

He is small

Toby: Sam is tiny AF
Nick: yes i know he is about 5ft

by TheBigNick December 6, 2021

Sam

A MURDEROUS PERSON WHO YOU SHOULD AVOID AT ALL COSTS!
Unless you have to get along with him, maybe then he will let you live.

student: what a great day ,i got perfect score on my test ,i am getting a new dog and i won the lottery! nothing could ruin this day.
Sam: *pulls out a gun* DIE BIAAATCH

by THAT ONE GUUY November 6, 2017

Sam

someone who hoards wealth, Sam is constantly collecting gold and gems and jewels. if you see Sam away from his lair RUN before he steals your money and adds it to his pile of wealth.

guy 1: hey Sam can I borrow some cash I'm gonna get evicted
Sam: Steals any remaining money Guy1 has and scampers off*

by qa3wt4yeu May 5, 2023

Sam

A boy coming to terms with being gay

Sam is gay

by Lucylikesnobody September 24, 2021

Sam

Probably pulls MAD hoes.

Yeah that sam kid, he pulled three chicks just LAST NIGHT!

by udisjej September 29, 2019

Sam

Sam is a male with very long wavy hair. He is very tall and doesn't like socializing much. Sam is a very attractive man and has beautiful blue eyes. He goes to the gym everyday and has a very nice body.

Person #1: "Woah, who's that super tall, gorgeous, buff guy over there?"

Person #2: "that guy? That must be sam"

by Ham_sandwich2998 March 8, 2023