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super keener

A keener who is a step or two up... or ten.

Much like regular keeners, super keeners like to participate enthusiastically in school and extracurricular activities. However super keeners are the leaders of the clubs, teams, and projects that keeners are oh so proud to be a part of. Super keeners are the most politically powerful students in a school; some even have more influence than average adults.

This doesn't necessarily make the super keener a popular and well known person. Some super keeners are relatively unknown socially within the school but have the most newspaper articles written about them outside. Meeting one of these hidden keeners can be quite the experience as you first assume they're a nobody but later discover they have local politicians on their contacts, and you realize you could be talking to the next prime minister. It can also be depressing as a role-reversal might occur and you will see yourself as the nobody in view of their accomplishments.

A super keener can still make a good friend though, they're usually nice and can help you with extracurriculars. Even if he/she doesn't you should still respect them, you might end up voting for them someday.
EXAMPLE 1:
super keener: "sorry i can't hang out this week, i have debate club, student government, basketball, green club, charity...

regular keener:"yeah i get it, you've got stuff to do"

EXAMPLE 2:
bob: "hey i googled wilson's name up, he was in like 10 diffrent articles"

jason: "who? i don't even know the guy"

bob: "he's a hidden super keener"
by JustSomeGuy2012 January 27, 2012
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Super Meaty

Something meaty that is more meaty than the meat that it is.
"Look Juli these are SUPER MEATY!!! Let's get them"
by Billie & Mandy March 24, 2009
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Super Socker

-I was jerking off yesterday and I didn't have a tissue, so I did a Super Socker.
by Rodkor April 2, 2015
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super syphilis

A new, undiscovered strain of syphilis, discovered by the Housewives of Sunbury.
Sunbury Housewives have discovered "super syphilis", spread by the local sheep population in town. Resources and education about the disease now available via car vlogs on the interwebs.
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Super-awesomeness

awesome x 3 = Super-awesomeness
That new Heyday website is Super-awesome, i wish our site had Super-awesomeness.
by Baron Hania November 3, 2010
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super banged

a feeling of complete hopelessness. when you are so "banged out" that even the mere thought of your every desire is depressing. when you can't even get off the sofa to change the television channel after you accidently left the remote control in the fridge. commonly associated with being stoned or hung over. largely known to affect people with the name benjamin.
"want to hang out?" "i can't. i am super banged right now."
by solid g August 4, 2010
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Super Redic

When something is so ridiculous you just don't have the time to say ridiculous and it's 4 long syllables. But it is also just so extra-ordinary you it's SUPER redic.
Kayla: dude I just took some adderall YAYYYYY. *while dancing and pacing*

Franky: whoah you're super redic on adderal! I can't wait to see you drunk haha.
by octoxide June 19, 2009
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