by Rowan kimuli January 14, 2020

anything close to something that is disappointing will be over-exaggerated in depressing, and sometimes sickening ways.
-Lyfe is soahh degrahhding
-Your voice mahhks meh want to to stomp a baybeh
wow what a Rowan Chalkey
-Your voice mahhks meh want to to stomp a baybeh
wow what a Rowan Chalkey
by Harold Jefferson March 8, 2011

A rowan is someone who smells a lot like a lot a lot. You can usually find them over achieving or talking about their girlfriend. You might find yourself to be best friends with this type of person and you should immediately get out of the friendship because they suck.
by IHateRowan December 16, 2019

Rowan is sweet beautiful she either treats everybody nice and gets treated like garbage or treats everyone nice and gets treated fairly she believes in god she love everything or everybody’s but they have to be nice she is gorgeous and pretty and just sooooooooo nice
by Hi I watch miraculous May 3, 2021

The best girl I’ve ever known who is always right and is extremely funny. A tad sarcastic, but not mean unless pissed off. Basically a hot ass bitch with social anxiety and depression. Also a slight eating disorder and OCD but still hot.
by defnotrowan November 22, 2021

Rowan is a girl with long brown hair, brown eyes, hot, pretty, has freckles, dates a really ugly and weird guy when she could pull way hotter guys.
"Hey do you see Rowan?"
"yea she's the hottest girl in the school"
"i agree"
"why does she like that ugly mf she can pull hot guys"
"idk man"
"yea she's the hottest girl in the school"
"i agree"
"why does she like that ugly mf she can pull hot guys"
"idk man"
by yummydaddy69 May 5, 2022

ThE most f*cking hottest guy ever. He will take you b*tch and bumf*ck the reaper. He's agnostic but he'll still f*ck virgin mary. Girlfriend? Which one? s*x, is what they be doin 24/7. 7.6 inch d*ck that will satisfy within seconds. Those dark black locks are so lushous you want to lickk them. Checkout, no thanks! he'll make you uwu in seconds and that c*m hardens so quickly. the biggest sigma on the planet who goes to 69-420 tik tok rizz parties a day. Dr*gs, he's got them all. Watch out b/c he'll take your b*tch in a few mere seconds. If you know a this guy know you are lucky to be in his glorfull presence. t*ts all day and b*ners of 23 inches what's not to love? In short they are the f*ckin hottest, sigmaist, rizziest alpha there is
by rizller#69420 May 10, 2024
