rod and todd

an extremely attractive woman with a dull or unattractive man. A "hot rod and a we-todd".

whoa look at rod and todd over there in the corner, what is she doing with him?

by doc 2x pukes June 12, 2008

rod off

When you leave a man behind

Darrell decided to rod off Matt and leave in the taxi, because Matt was being a wetter

by Crim_mike February 4, 2017

Ivan Rod

Ivan Rod is known for controlling all his hoes and also even other people's hoes.

Breezus: Damn Ivan Rod out here controlling all these hoes on CMC.

Tyler Killion: Don't worry Breezus, Captain Save-a-Hoe is here to stop these hoes from Ivan Rod.

by CMCcontroller July 13, 2016

jolly rod

An annoyingly snooty way of saying "penis" that can also be quite funny

I say old chap, would you kindly give my jolly rod a good tickle, eh wot?

No I shan't, for I do not partake in homosexual behaviour. Good day sir.

by Bleat09 August 14, 2011

rod lover

A guy who likes rods up his ass

Hey rod lover you want my rod up your ass

by Slurped buttface September 21, 2023

Rip the Rod

Fishing

Nigga let’s rip the rod

by JoeMarks June 14, 2019

ride the rod

To climb onto an erection and have sexual intercourse

Hey baby, come ride the rod.

by madam curious December 11, 2013