rod and todd

an extremely attractive woman with a dull or unattractive man. A "hot rod and a we-todd".

whoa look at rod and todd over there in the corner, what is she doing with him?

by doc 2x pukes June 12, 2008

rod off

When you leave a man behind

Darrell decided to rod off Matt and leave in the taxi, because Matt was being a wetter

by Crim_mike February 4, 2017

Rod Reed

God's gift to the music world. The greastest band director i have a plesure to be taught by. The redest band director the world may ever know

First place General effect is .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Rod Reed.

by 2nd best marcher in band November 3, 2016

knowledge rod

A smart man’s penis.

Damn, he’s got a nice knowledge rod!

by Nahmean July 16, 2020

Rod Bobblin’

When your penis dips into the toilet water.

Dude Australian guys must have tiny dicks. My big American hog is rod bobblin’ every toilet I dump in over here.

by Jaybandzdough July 10, 2023

Driving Rod

A hand Job while on a trip where the male is driving.

My girlfriend just gave me a Driving Rod and I almost hit a cop when i blew in her face!

by Crazyasukid March 21, 2009

jolly rod

An annoyingly snooty way of saying "penis" that can also be quite funny

I say old chap, would you kindly give my jolly rod a good tickle, eh wot?

No I shan't, for I do not partake in homosexual behaviour. Good day sir.

by Bleat09 August 14, 2011