Robert 

If you have a Robert nearby, be sure to say congratulations. He is smart, sexy, and buff. He is like a GOD. If you make friends with him, it will bring great rewards. Roberts are TOTALLY AWESOME.

Girl: Oh, you are such a Robert, I want to marry you.
Boy: Thanks!

Robert by SexyGuy May 27, 2013

Robert 

An idiot

"You didn't finish your homework?
You are such a robert

Robert by Hdbsjdjfjd February 17, 2017

Robert 

A guy who likes to watch cheese , the fosters home of imaginary friends kid. Usually jacks off to myth busters while attacking a darren(dinasour). He likes to eat berries , and loves working out. And has a HUGE adam's apple.

Robert

Robert by IlikeBigButts AndIcantLie December 14, 2010

Robert 

A cuddley and caring human being. Hes a closed book, but when you get to know him he's a wonderful guy. The one he secretly wants doesn't know of his good intentions, only his flaws. He's intelligent but doesn't apply himself. His attention is either on his laptop or thinking about his "Juliet".

That's Robert, he's such an enigma

Robert by a concerned individual October 20, 2013

Robert 

a pedophile

woah look at that nasty ass pedophile Robert!
Yeah dude that nigga is nasty

Robert by pussyassnigga69 April 3, 2017

Robert 

amazing guy who tries not to be mean but nice,fun and just caring. try's to be respectful to his friends....has amazingly light grey blue eyes...blond hair with a light hint of brown. If you ever come across someone like him be grateful and never let him out of your arms.

Girl 1: OH is that Robert ?

Girl 2: yeah why?

Girl 1: dont you like him? Talk to him I heard he has amazing light grey blue eyes

Girl 2: ok I will I mean he is nice and caring

Robert by Lxs January 7, 2014

Robert 

A fucking asshole. No one likes him. Thinks he's cool cause he vapes all the time. Usually referred to by his last name because nobody wants to waste their words on him. Usually flat faced and always wearing some gay ass sunglasses even at night. Fuckin dick.

Person 1 " ew theres robert"
Person 2 " hey flat face! Go back to where you came from!"

Robert by Dickasscracker June 17, 2018