Reader Neutral

Allowing dyslexicly spelled words in print without correcting it.

Tom spelled the word knokced instead of knocked because he is dyslexic, but the teacher can't correct him due to the school's new reader neutral policy which requires acceptance of all spellings.

by choad al amode May 6, 2019

RoadRash

The feeling after you take a fat bong rip and ur throat hurts and then drink something carbonated. Then it hurts your throat & feels rly weird to swallow.

Emily took a huge hit from the bong & drank coke, she got the grimiest RoadRash.

by Poptartssmellbad September 13, 2020

roadtrip by dream

Roadtrip is a song made by Dream (a Minecraft YouTuber) ft PMBata (singer)

"my favorite song is Roadtrip by Dream"
"mine too"

by tcmmytapez March 20, 2021

Absent Readerness

When you are reading something and you awaken to your senses half a page later, realising that you didn't take in anything you read for the last minute.

Jenny: You didn't read my e-mail, did you?
Brad: I got a bit of Absent Readerness, taking the only important bits, the beginning and the end.

by TheBlackList January 13, 2010

jacob radermacher

Jacob is the kind of guy everyone thinks is shy. Its not until you get to know him that you realize how wonderful he is. You get attached, he treats you right. And when he breaks your heart, you fall apart. If you break his, you will quickly realize how much you screwed up. He's amazing. You love him. He's amazingly perfect...gorgeous, smart, sporty times 10, and a heart of gold. Never give up a chance to get to know him. If you got him, your the lucky one.

Jacob Radermacher: sporty and kind and extremely loving

by laurenloveshimstill September 30, 2017

fanfic reader

A fanfic reader is someone who can read copious amounts of smut with a straight-ass face but giggles and loses their shit (in a very blushy manner at that) at the tiniest amount of fluff, some love reading angst too.

These people can read a very unhealthy amount of words in one night.

They should take pride in it, they're good people. They read fanfiction by the way-

someone: have you heard of the new student? I heard they're a fanfic reader!

by The fanfic reader January 12, 2022

rodders

camp and ugly

by Anonymous May 16, 2003