Monster Energy Ripper

a rare monster flavour that is actually fucking amazing

13 year old: I wanna drink
other 13 year old: try this shit, it’s called Monster Energy Ripper
13 year old: that’s amazing

by absolutely fucking cool baller July 09, 2023

tampon ripper

The horrible mishap of forgetting to take out your tampon before having sexual relations with a man during your time of the month.

Jack: bruh, the tip of my dick touched Alexis' tampon last night when I was hittin'...
Dave: You're such a tampon ripper my nigga.

by Airhorns @ Midnight February 29, 2016

Jack Ripper

The act of sucking someone's di*k so hard their intestines come out of it

"What the heck?! What did you just do to me"
"I just did the Jack Ripper

by subthebub November 30, 2019

sheet rippers

Sheet rippers can sometimes refer to the description of a lady's pair of high heels. The term implies that the heels are so high (and pointed) that during the throws of passion, her stiletto heels rip and tear the bed sheets.

Sometimes Jane likes to wear her FMBs but she worries about tearing the bed linen. She's got that many sheet rippers, she never knows which shoes to wear.

by Invizibullman April 05, 2018

Sheet Ripper

An especially obnoxious fart. Often attributed to the sound, reminiscent of the sound a sheet of cloth makes when torn

"Steve let out a real sheet ripper last night, I thought he'd shat the bed.

by Smilin Wanderer March 16, 2018

Rim Ripper

To hide duct tape behind toilet paper, so that when used it tears through the flesh of their asshole.

I found out Stacy cheated with Mark, so I gave her a Rim Ripper to settle the score.

by JPthebog November 29, 2016

Rim Ripper

A turd so hard and big it fissures the anal tissue.

I'm a bit sore on the backside, I had a rim ripper that made me bleed.

by dirtydictionarydusty March 20, 2023