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molly rant

A long winded complaint about minor subjective imperfections in a product, a process, or a person without adequate understanding of the entirety of the subject and without any logic or basis in fact. It is preferably delivered via audio format in a high pitched fast-paced voice without interruption - not even to take a breath.
For numerous examples of Molly Rants please listen to co-host Molly Wood of the Buzz Out Loud Podcast at CNET.com.
by Peter Wan October 21, 2007
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RANT

The Poor White Persons version of RAP, in the sense that it a specific kind of spoken or written format, blending artistic expression, personal experience and politic protest and is usually written for an audience of peers in mind. Like RAP, it is an angry but non-violent form of political expression. Punk Music is to Ranting as Rap Music is to Rapping. Today, poor whites, perform Rants in pubs, pod-casts and on the Internet.

Anger is usually the fuel that oppressed people use to organize and fight for social and political change. Since Rich Whites don't want change, they have re-defined the tradition of Ranting into something that is done by crazy, unstable people, used to incite violence the same way they have positioned, re-defineded and/or reacted to RAP and Rap Music.

Historically, in Old Europe, Rich Whites encouraged Poor Whites to physically fight each other, Boxing, and outlawed Ranting in many cities and countries. Ranting like Rapping, is considered more dangerous then Boxing to the White Power Structure, because it encourages poor people to become personally and actively politically engaged and to collectively direct their anger outwards in organized political action rather then inwards, towards each other.

Speakers Corner in Hyde Park, London England is the oldest Public Ranting Space and has had such people as George Orwell and Karl Marx Rant there. It is still the place in England where The Poor gather to protest. A recent anti-war protest at Speakers Corner was banned for "safety," reasons.
Let's go over to Speaker's Corner in Hyde Park and listen to the Rants.

Rick Mercier became famous in Canada for his ranting on This Hour Has Twenty Two Minutes.

Did you hear her brilliant rant against Rich Whites at the pub last night?
by punkgirl November 10, 2008
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Rantz

A condition of the penis where it is withdrawn into the body forming a cavity similar to the vagina.
Dude that looks tottally like a rantz.
Holy crap did you check out that guys rantz.
I don't know one second it was there but then it just, well look its a rantz.
by someone lame August 15, 2008
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Ranto

I want to be ranto
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molly rant

Noun.
Taken from one of the hosts of the tech news podcast Buzz Out Loud, Molly Wood, who is know to go on long rants about various topics discussed on the show. Used to described a rant a person went one.
1. Yeah, he totally went on a molly rant.
2. That was one good molly rant, alright.
by fantasyh October 23, 2007
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Rant

When a player(s) on different teams or the same team in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 undergo a savage onslaught by the opposing team to the point were either domination of the entire team/ player is taking place or it is being executed to the opposing team in the same manner
Boy we getting "Rant" in this bitch, they have all flags taken, and we can't even get out of the got damn House.

Boy Dem boys got rant like a mug, yah feel me kenfolk!
by Bishop Willy January 4, 2010
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ranta

Person with a rat-stache or sanchez.
Josh, shave your ranta!
Before you were dating sarah, she had a ranta.
by Nick M. A. K. December 17, 2006
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