Reed

Reed is someone who has a small peepee and likes to shout at women unless they have a fat ass and are WAY out of his league with no chance of actually getting with him. Reed is also someone who likes to take a dump on a womans chest when they talked back to them.

Dont be a Reed.

"Hey! Did you ever meet that Reed guy?"
"Yeah, he was a loser with a small peepee.. But he had a cool pops collection.. NOT!"

by FUReed February 02, 2022

Reed

The gayest person you will ever meet. Watches guys changing in the locker room and then locks his lips. Doesn’t take showers and has a crusty face.

Bro don’t change in here, I saw Reed walk in.

by Jdmdjfjckss October 30, 2019

Reed

A extremely creepy perv who likes to have sex with girls bags who’s names start with A... don’t date a Reid or hill dry hump your bag😊😊😊

Reed was dry humping aubreys bag

by Name shame December 11, 2019

Reed

total bottom

Guy: Look its Reed!
Girl: Hah total bottom!

by hahanothankschief November 28, 2019

reeds

an amazing group of people

"whats up reeds, how are you today"

by enbyfrog January 28, 2022

Reed

Reed is a very handsome and sexy male.
He had amazing fashion sense and is honest to his friends

Girl: he’s such a Reed
Girlfriend: I know he’s my stepbro

by Tyrobshdhg69 March 18, 2020

Reed

A name that defines the hottest, sexiest man youll ever meet.

Ugly mf: i wish i was a reed
reed: well too bad ur ugly asf

by GIANTBLACK COCK MAN April 05, 2023