by Anonymous022704 July 4, 2023

When you get lettuce, cabbage, and a bowl during sex. You put the lettuce and cabbage in the bowl and cum in the bowl as a ranch dressing. You tell her its salad and while she eats it you duck tape her mouth and tell her its cum, and she sprays it out of her nose like a dragon.
Matt: Hey dude, i just gave Alyssa a Ranch Dragon!
John: Dude no fuckin way, seriously?!
Matt: Hell yeah she didnt even see it coming.
John: Dude no fuckin way, seriously?!
Matt: Hell yeah she didnt even see it coming.
by David GivesEmAlabamaHotpockets July 13, 2010

Ram Ranch is a ranch where 18 naked buff gay cowboys have an orgy in the shower and constantly fuck each other even in their sleep.
by Ogre69Epic March 19, 2021

The place where 18 naked cowboys with hard throbbing cocks shoot ropes at you!
A Mythical ranch in santa fe owned by the one and only Grant Macdonald
A Mythical ranch in santa fe owned by the one and only Grant Macdonald
by 18 naked cowboys shootin ropes January 18, 2021

Scheming French man that wears a monocle and a top hat and a twirly mustache stealing people coin purses and contemplating world domination
by Boosea1993 August 20, 2019

by itwisted1 August 26, 2003

by HammyBeaverWeaver September 3, 2018
