Rag Stabber

One who not only chooses, but prefers to engage in vaginal intercourse (preferably with a woman) while she is menstruating.

Oh wow this sucks, I just got my rag! Gotta find me a rag stabber so I can get lucky tonight.

God Peter is so boring. I wish he was a rag stabber.

by Daniroll April 11, 2009

Cum rag

A cum rag is a rag people ejaculate on

Michael ejaculated on his cum rag

by Skddindbd June 16, 2018

puss rag

One who is lower in social status or momentary import than an average person behaving like a 'pussy'.

Bobby: Come on, one of you chuck that cherry bomb in the toilet!
Timmy: We'll get in trouble!
Bobby: Don't be a pussy, dude...
Jimmy: What if it catastrophically affects the plumbing?
Bobby: ...don't be a puss rag, chuck it!

by Bryianzum June 5, 2015

stroke rag

a sock or any type of cloth used for masturbation. It is a very practical tool as it provides a buffer between hand and penis and makes clean-up much easier.

It's a good idea to have a stroke rag handy when watching porn.

by aliciaparton June 3, 2010

On the Rag Again

A phoney-bologna fake made up song, sung to the Willy Nelson song, "On the Road Again".

♪On the rag again!♪
♪I just can't wait to go on the rag again!!♪

♪The life I love is making music with my (menstrual) pads♪
♪And I can't wait to go on the rag again!!!♪

♪On the rag again,♪
♪See those bloody tampons swirling down the toliet!♪

♪She's a fucked-up friend♪
♪Keeps insisting that those panty liners keep coming...keep coming!♪

♪On the rag again,♪
♪I just can't wait to go on the rag again,♪
♪The life I love is making music with the head,♪
♪And I can't wait to go on the rag again!!!♪

by Telephony July 28, 2016

Doddle rag

A cloth used for the wiping up of sexual fluids after a sexual encounter. The rag may become fairly soiled after multiple uses but that is part of its allure

I've just cummed all over your leg...pass the doddle rag

by Crang August 10, 2012

Cheeto Rag

A cloth, handkerchief, or other piece of fabric which is used primarily to wipe away the thick cheesy buildup which is associated with the consumption of Frito-Lay's 'Cheetos' line of puffed cornmeal snacks.

"After Glenn finished off an entire family size bag of Frito-Lay's 'Flamin' Hot Cheetos, he knew he would need fresh underwear and a clean Cheeto rag before starting on the next bag."

"Babe, have you seen my Cheeto rag?"
"It's on your head."
"Oh, thanks babe."

by SwissDook May 26, 2016