Rachel

Girl of many totes, closet smoker, and profession Jeep breaker.

Use a Rachel on freight day and shit gets done. Don't let her drive your car.

by Rennuredalb585 April 17, 2017

Rachel

A Girl with really big and hairy lips with garlic powder, oregano, magic fairy dust, and mozerella cheese melted on top.

Example 1:

Mike: What did u say about rahcel's hairy lips, chris?
MELVIN: YO SHUTUP!!!!


Example 2:

Melvin: Let's order a pizza - without the cheese...
Mike: Without Rachel's Lips!? HAHAHA
Chris: HAHAHA

by BigLipsLover1019 August 21, 2008

Rachel

Kinky babe luvs ya boo

Rachel is my boo

by Mama Coconuts March 4, 2019

Rachel

A female who acts like a cold hearted bitch, but is really the sweetest person ever. She uses sarcasm a lot and prove people wrong cause she is right.
Most people say that girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. This is wrong. Rachels are made of sarcasm and wine and everything fine.

Who is that girl that just chugged down that entire bottle of fucking wine?
That's Rachel's. She has a problem.

by Brooo[ July 23, 2017

Rachel

rachel she fat like a pig
ugly hair need a wig
ill give her one thing tho
her thighs are big
but that doesnt matter
please dont get flattered
all your dreams should be shattered
you aint ever gonna be nun
i write this for fun
your breath smells like some rum
and your face looks like a mon
key
and your personalitys a little fun
key
built like humpty dump
ty
thats not all i got either
2 faces u should he in theater
i hope ur future husbands a beater
just kidding thats a little rude
u only look good when ur nude(jk)
all u wanna eat is food
because ur so fat
ur face looks like a rat
hair gross like a used mat
youll never be my slatt
you take big fat poops
your eyes look like fruit loops
ima kill u with my troops
u orobably drive coop
i dont like this word huyanas gay
just like u tho so ill date ur mom as pay
u aint cool aint no way
this is boring
when u sleep u probably snoring
talking to boys u be whoring
when ur in a car u be flooring
and then u crash
on ur butt u have a big rash
u dont have a lot of cash
u broke and smelly too
u muusty and crusty with teeth yellow like some mtn dew
im not trying to he rude
well ig i am
i want u to be sad for the rest of ur life thats the plan
yo best friends like a pencil

Rachel exists; this this earth.

by Rachel Gremlin Gonzales September 27, 2022

Rachel

Baseball obsessed

"Go minion, become Rachel!!"

by Khl April 6, 2017

Rachel

Rachel an amazing, beautiful, fun girl who you'll never regret meeting. She is always there for you when you're upset and is a selfless person. She has the most amazing tan and her bestfriend Chelsey loves her very much. She's very generous and is always heaps fun to be around! Her laugh makes you laugh and she has the best sarcastic humour ever!

Look at that amazing girl over there, she is such a Rachel!

by lsdbfsqbcqs November 5, 2011