Fudge Puncher

Another term for being homosexual

Look at the way he walks, he's a total fudge puncher

by Whatthefuckisinmysandwhich October 23, 2012

muffin puncher

Someone who punches someone else's muffin. (Face,pussy,ass,etc.)

Seth punched sal in the muffin, he's quite the muffin puncher.muffin punch

Ian punched Melissa's muffin until she couldn't walk, he's a grade A muffin puncher.muffin punch

by It's Bobcat July 9, 2014

Dick Punched

Grabbing a recipient by their hair and jabbing your dick in their face, causing a black eye.

Johnson is sporting a shiner at the front door, her got Dick Punched by ay men.

by Sonchosanchezz July 25, 2016

unicorn puncher

One who keeps arrogant creatures from boasting about themselves.

A way to prevent false promises.

Oh, you make 100k a year, well I punch unicorns in the face. I am the unicorn puncher.

by Unicornpuncher December 19, 2016

Bollock puncher

A person, usually female, who walks in such a way that their non bag-carrying hand flicks outwards and backwards, often delivering a punch to the bollocks of a passing gentleman. Typically encountered in fast moving environments such as tube stations, airport terminals and narrow shopping streets.

“Oh man, I’m stuck behind a bollock puncher again”.

“I’d give her a wide berth mind Son”.

by Papbag February 14, 2018

Gorilla Punching

The act of taking your own fecal matter and shoving into the rectum of your enemy or sexual partner.

I'm going to clap your cheeks and then I will commence Gorilla Punching you like you very much so deserve.

by Grossman27 October 27, 2018

Dumper punched

When you get a strong overwhelming feeling in your stomach and you have to poop like someone punched you in the stomach.

I was drinking my morning coffee when all the sudden I got dumper punched in my stomach and had to run to the bathroom.

by Phillthis April 4, 2020