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butt putty

Man, there ain't enough butt putty in the world to fill the ass crack on the plummer that fixed our drain.
by gmoneycobra December 25, 2007
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Patin my Putty

To masterbait very emotionaly.
Don't come in the bathroom cause I will be patin my putty
by Rick-chizzle January 28, 2009
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Puffy

(N.) Descriptive of anything that wants to spear you in the butt, milk you, or is random as hell.
"Wow, that cow is really puffy!"
*milks* *humps*
by Bevo February 11, 2005
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Puffy-mallow-dysphoria

A mental disorder commonly experienced by mental health professionals wherein an unshakable self-identification of being a giant sugary marshmallow ultimately complicates and disrupts their day-to-day routines.

Puffymallowdysphoria is frequently accompanied by extreme phobias of hot chocolate, fishing hooks, and people who love to make S'mores.

Additionally, sufferers of the disorder are obsessed with sexual fantasies about The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, also known as Mr. Stay-Puft. The fictional character from the Ghostbusters franchise frequently appears to those who acquire puffymallowdysphoria in various BDSM scenarios. Usually as a giant, leather clad, horny marshmallow.

The DSM-5 defines puffymallowdysphoria as a currently untreatable disorder. Citing the reason for no existing form of treatment as, "those who acquire the disorder of puffymallowdysphoria are the mental health professionals responsible for treating puffymallowdysphoria and other related imaginary illnesses."

Puffymallowdysphoria is derived from the Greek words ζαχαρωτό μαρσμέλοου meaning marshmallow and the Dothraki word "δύσφορος (dysphoros), meaning a profound state of unease. In Ewokese the disorder is defined as puffy-mallow-head and is believed to be caused by neurotic thoughts about a persons self importance.
Puffy-mallow-dysphoria

A. Damn! That's the third psychologist I've lost to puffymallowdysphoria.
B. I'll get the graham crackers and chocolate.
by Wittyhandle September 12, 2021
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puffy

Blow Job.
Eminem, the rapper made a quote in one of his songs that was never in stores before.

"Is it just because you love me and respect ones of me, you wotie little bitch go fuck puffy..."

There is a quote and thats how everyone knew about puffiness
My Brother: Yo are gay
Me; You gay bitch go fuck puffy!
Brother: mom!....
Me: Die loser *kills him" lol roflmao wahahhahahha!
Sister: thank godness you rock (she is 9 and realy cute)
Me: ill do anything for you sis lets go and have....
by DarkGamer September 21, 2005
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puffyworm

A bad ass dog that lives in california.He can be seen barking orders to other dogs when he isn't running his own crime ring with his mafia.He also has plans to dominate the world by 2020.He can be seen late at night wandering the streets in the latest bling and clothes from the Ted E Bear Clothing Co. while pimping the finest lady dogs to the lucky canines who need 'em.
Puffyworm is looking at me evily.I am,infact,scared.
by Andrew and Kristina March 21, 2005
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Punty

John wanted to eat a punty for dinner.
by SJM77 August 19, 2017
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