jarvis probe

any person or thing that exhibits any negative, unfavorable, or dislikable characteristic or quality

"Dude, my roommate just busted a blueberry fart - what a jarvis probe."

"Agent K banged that girl without a condom. What a jarvis probe!"

"I should have gone to med school - there are just too many jarvis probes in law school."

by Section Quattro March 22, 2009

anal probe

An unnessecarily anal probation officer. Anal in the sense of being too uptight, probe being short for probation officer.

Eryn: My Probation Officer is making me pee in a cup TWICE a day!!!

Lisa: Wow, what an Anal Probe!!

by Goldie-Lou September 13, 2006

proetic

Being or having the element of proetry: poetic prose, in works such as "This Is Just To Say" by William Carlos Williams, where the writing itself communicates some beyond the literal content of the words themselves, but isn't in a common poetic form (such as a limerick, couplet, a sonnet, et cetera)

I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

... how proetic.

by mattlohkamp August 18, 2009

Proce

noun: this term refers to a typo in a text message.

Ignore that last proce. What I meant to say was....

by Pricemaster September 9, 2020

Proedros

Proedros is the only Greek God that is still alive and is a veeeeeeerrrrrryyyyyyyy powerful entity that can obliterate galaxys just by thinking of that. Although, because he has so much faith in his friend's(Pantelhs Iwannou -read "5 ghpeda"-) team(Phgasos), he does everything in his power to close the Ntamaria and save Phgasos's players from the "rrrouffffiiiiaaaaannnnoooiiii" that haunt them. P.S: Only Pantelhs knows his true face and voice and has suffered intense fat gain for the decision he made. For that, only he speaks of Proedros's intentions to his players so that they don't get as fat as him and can continue shooting with the "xeeeerrrriiiiii ppppaaaaaannnnnnwwwwwwww aaaapppooooo tooooooo kkkkeeeeefffaaaaaallllliiiiiiii".

-RE O PROEDROS SKWTONETE NA KLEISEI TA DAMARIA KAI ESEIS TON KOROIDEVETE????
-O Proedros mou edwse 100 evrw na sas vgalw eksw giafto tha SEVESTE.
-Xtapwdya mantepse ta lefta alliws o Proedros tha me gamhsei.

by κωουτσ June 9, 2021

process tech

Someone who wasn’t intelligent enough to be an engineer. Also known as a “pretendgineer”

I wish we had some real engineers instead of all these process techs.

by Billyblanksbody October 14, 2021

sencillo proceder

A Latin-rock band that has a traditional Latin folklore sound with a hint of modern rock. Bands that influence them are: Mana,Jimmy Eat World, Enanitos Verdes, Thursday and more.

"Dude! Sencillo proceder rocks!!!!!"

by Dano December 14, 2004