Virginity Rocks Protocol

When someone loses their virginity, they have to give one of their Virginity Rocks items to the person that took their virginity

“Yo me and My girlfriend finally did it last night”
“Holy crap! Did you follow Virginity Rocks Protocol?”
“Yeah, I gave her my baby blue Virginity Rocks hoodie”

by Rbrowne December 3, 2020

Protogen disappreciation day

Protogen disappreciation day is a event that occurs on February 3rd of any year.

Person1: God i hate protogens i wish i could beat up protogens
Person2:It's your lucky day its protogen disappreciation day time to hate protogens

by Spiritser February 1, 2022

Protogen

A thing that gives me a boner

HEY MAN I GOT A BONER FROM A PORN VIDEO OF A PROTOGEN. DUDE WHAT THE FUXK

by Amovile September 13, 2022

proctogenarian

an 80 year old ass-hole

"Look at this idiot, he's driving in both lanes!"
"What do you expect, he's a proctogenarian"

by Tim Johnides July 16, 2008

Proogle

To prove someone wrong, or prove your point using the power of google.

"There used to be real cocaine in coke-a-cola"

"No there wasn't"

"Yes there was! I will proogle it!" (gets out phone and googles)

by googlelicious October 30, 2013

Protagonist Syndrome

Common tendency in works of fiction, although mostly illustrated in anime and manga, for protagonists or heroes to be very intellectually skilled normally, but be very dense when it comes to social interactions.

"Dude, Makoto from Danganronpa 1 has borderline protagonist syndrome. He tears through the class trials, but can't even take a hint from a single love interest."

by daniel_the_adamant March 16, 2020

Photographic Memory

When your memory of a party derives from photographs of the event rather than the event itself, because you were too fucking drunk to remember any of it.

Yeeeah, well I don't really remember any of Friday night, but I saw all the pictures, so I do have a really good photographic memory!

by Scalcar June 6, 2009